Pitchers and Catchers Report (A Poem)

We added a Farmer who fields everywhere 
Also a Taylor to sew up our wares (wears)
A new framing Christian will answer our prayers. 

Everyone's a critic!

It bears repeating:

There are two seasons to every year--baseball season and waiting for baseball season. Welcome to the former and goodbye to the latter.

One of the best days of the year!  John: you need to post beer reviews from the local collection. 

Many Twins fans predict a late season clinch

Pitchers and catchers report

But all of this hype sounds like Whos to a Grinch.

Pitchers and catchers report

Stow all your hope talk because I'm not budgin'

I'll firmly remain a Twins Fan Curmudgeon!

Pitchers and catchers report.

Nah, I have a little hope for this season. A little. Don't tell anyone.

"Pitchers and catchers report!"

One of the very best phrases to ever be uttered. Right up there with:

"Quittin' time"

...and...

"Free beer"

46 minutes ago, John Bonnes said:

Dammit. Perfect. I was trying to use "tears" but gave up. 

LOL, I like yours better but not literally tears just figuratively speaking

Is Haiku acceptable?

Chicago Sox suck. 

Pitchers and catchers report.

Cleveland will go down.

11 hours ago, John Bonnes said:

Dammit. Perfect. I was trying to use "tears" but gave up. 

• We added a Farmer who fields everywhere 
• Also a Taylor to sew up our loose errors
•                                    A new framing Christian will answer our prayers.                                                                            John, I can smell the excitement in the air                                              Pitchers and Catchers report  

You even referenced my favorite Rogers Hornsby quote:

“People ask me what I do in the winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.”

—Rogers Hornsby

Well played John.