'1. Hair Stylist – I can’t cut my own hair… correction… yes, I can cut my own hair but not with that evenness that people strive for. When the time comes... I sit down in the chair and wait for the question that they ask me every time, “How do you want it cut?" I don’t know because I don’t know the hair style code that must be necessary to communicate what you want done.' When I was a kid I had scarlet fever. My hair would get knotted at the ends. Later I developed fine hair that the wind could blow about with great ease, Some of the wedding pictures from my first marriage have my hair all over the place. Later in life I started getting flat tops since, due to the scarlet fever, my hair had started receding early in life and it was continuing it's retreating march. Seemed the right time to do it. Then, about 10 years ago, I just got it all buzzed off. Loved it. Went home and took blade to it. Loved it. I kept it shaved (shaved it every other day) until I retired from the military. Now, one every couple weeks, I just have my wife shave my head. No need to tell the barber what I want done with my hair and the cost of haircuts, well, can't beat it :-)