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  1. jimmer
    we have to play .500 ball to avoid 100 losses.
  2. jimmer
    You think he meant 200 IP mark? You know instead of 200 pitch mark.
  3. jimmer
    I still think Altuve wins that.
  4. jimmer
    No, but maybe up one more spot.
  5. jimmer
    Going into today, Dozier was 9th in the majors in WAR (for position players). And now he has two more HRs.
  6. jimmer
    Couch Scouts, huh?
  7. jimmer
    Alex meyer first pitch 98 mph. Second pitch 99 mph
  8. jimmer
    Well, I'm out. Enjoy the game all. I'll be missing it as I'll be in the bleachers watching AAA ball. GO TWINS!
  9. jimmer
    One of the fastest from home to the dugout ;-)
  10. jimmer
    hangovers have a lot to do with draining of potassium that occurs when drinking. bananas, great and quick source of potassium.
  11. jimmer
    and bananas before you drink, and some aspirin
  12. jimmer
    If it's being used to change the name of an alcohol product, isn't it actually a stuporpower? :-)
  13. jimmer
    it's aboot time! :-)
  14. jimmer
    We embrace illiteracy in this country.
  15. jimmer
    stop ruining my fun with details. I wrote the wrong alcohol at first, I changed it.. In fact when you quoted me, it says tequila. read your post again :-)
  16. jimmer
    'All I know is that for most of the women I've been around who got drunk on tequila, it made their clothes come off'--Joe Nichols :-)
  17. jimmer
    Well, to be fair, I've never been tested to see if I was or wasn't a pickled zombie.
  18. jimmer
    and to this day, she still isn't 100% convinced she DIDN"T birth Damien? :-)
  19. jimmer
    Whiskey. I remember taking, believe it or not (and in keeping of the origin of this thread), 13 shots of whiskey on Friday the 13th, last day of my junior year in high school. I had never had any alcohol other than communal wine before that day. It was over 90 degrees that day and I umpired two girls softball games that day with the first one starting 4 hours after my last shot. That was over 30 years ago. I still can't even deal with the smell of whiskey, much less drink it.
  20. jimmer
    Tequila stock dropped 50% when cameras got put on phones. :-)
  21. jimmer
    funny how most tequila stories can't be remembered.) Thanks goodness for smart phones, someone will be recording tequila nights from now on :-)
  22. jimmer
    Speaking of Pee Wee Hermann (Paul Reubens). Does anyone watch 'The Blacklist'? He played an awesomely creepy character on that show. Was only in a few episodes, but so awesome!
  23. jimmer
    Tequila story. So I was in NCO Leadership School. I was the class leader. A few of us drank ONE night in the dorm. We were drinking tequila and I ate the worm. That was the ONE night the instructors decided to pay us a visit. Now, drinking was allowed, but unfortunately I showed up to class like 3 minutes late the next day. That was when any chance I had for an award from that class went right out the window. I was a distinguished graduate and the master of ceremonies in both NCO Prep and the NCO Academy, but that one night of tequila during NCO Leadership school.... :-)
  24. jimmer
    that's a good problem to have. well, except for when a good friend of mine, who was like 120 pounds wet, got introduced to it while I was on leave (where I couldn't stop the disastrous introduction from happening).
  25. jimmer
    Got to love any post that has the word apropos in it. A great and under-utilized word.
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