polanco looking sharp as knives

Bonus baseball!

Polanco with two nice put outs.  

Yeah, I'll take Chargois over Kintzler. He's at the back of the bullpen next year for sure.

Yeah, I'll take Chargois over Kintzler. He's at the back of the bullpen next year for sure.

But I don't like saying his name. A Shag wah has no business in the bigs

I just watched a moth, who has been flying around my lamp all night, take a nose dive to the floor. Oh the metaphors.

 

But I don't like saying his name. A Shag wah has no business in the bigs

We may have to check with LaBombo but I think a Shag Wah was in a Star Wars film.

Watching the game in a tiny window on a pc for a bit; did I just see Chris Christie in the stands applying Dentucreme in preparation for eating a live Yorkshire terrier?

Asdrubal looks like a bigger sisqo

Honest question, because my fandom has been reduced to casual since the break: did Kepler just have one awesome week or what?

But I don't like saying his name. A Shag wah has no business in the bigs

 

Watching the game in a tiny window on a pc for a bit; did I just see Chris Christie in the stands applying Dentucreme in preparation for eating a live Yorkshire terrier?

I just spit out my beer laughing.  

Asdrubal looks like a bigger sisqo

You guys all know that sisqo lives in Maple grove, right?

Edited September 18, 201610 yr by Pardon My Dinger

Man, ol keith Hernandez, who is the jack Morris of the mets broadcast team, just said twinkies instead of twins and awkwardly and quickly corrected himself.

You guys all know that sisqo lives in Maple grove, right?

And here I thought he just lived in my childhood memories.

 

We may have to check with LaBombo but I think a Shag Wah was in a Star Wars film.

 

Of course. And ScoobieDoobieToo!

 

Edited September 18, 201610 yr by LaBombo

I'm calling an Eddie Money Double.

 

Out by sliding into first and getting the fist in your face by the ump.

Edited September 18, 201610 yr by twinssporto

Watching the game in a tiny window on a pc for a bit; did I just see Chris Christie in the stands applying Dentucreme in preparation for eating a live Yorkshire terrier?

No. Christie would not fit in a tiny PC window.

Isn't the "dye your hair a goofy blonde color" thing something that little league teams do in the World Series?

 

I'm calling an Eddie Money Double.

Two tickets to paradise if you're right.

 

Pack your bags.

 

You leave tonight.

 

 

That Jack Links commercial with the "beaver squats" workout routine.

 

 

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I just spit out my beer laughing.  

There was definitely a fat guy with a huge head, a tube of something, and a tiny, shivering dog.

 

I just filled in the details with what seemed like the most likely scenario.

The season should be about 20 games shorter.

Isn't the "dye your hair a goofy blonde color" thing something that little league teams do in the World Series?

Makes him look about sixty.

 

The season should be about 20 games shorter.

Just start self medicating.  It will go by much faster.

Twinssporto:  Do you take drugs Aggies7?

 

Aggies7:  Everyday.

 

Twinssporto:  So what seems to be the problem?

 

http://www.methodshop.com/wp-content/uploads/caddyshack-drugs.jpg

Edited September 18, 201610 yr by twinssporto

 

I'm calling an Eddie Money Double.

 

Out by sliding into first and getting the fist in your face by the ump.

 

http://www.martialartsactionmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Fist-of-Legend.jpgLegend of Umpire Fist, the cancelled sequel to box office flop and cult classic Jet Li film...

 

 

Twinssporto:  Do you take drugs Aggies7?

 

Aggies7:  Everyday.

 

Twinssporto:  So what seems to be the problem?

 

The season should be about 20 games shorter.

 

 

The 2016 Minnesota Twins like this

The 2016 Minnesota Twins like this

You guys and your font tricks.

Edited September 18, 201610 yr by Aggies7