I can't even get a job WASHING CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're still interested next spring, maybe Kinzler can walk in your resume after his boss gets to know him.

http://gdbaif.com/images/94/94-07.jpg

(Checks standings...)

 

That makes us... the bizarro cubs?

 

At least we kept it close.

 

And the Mets are fighting for a wild card birth.

Edited September 18, 201610 yr by sampleSizeOfOne

547: "my life is endless trouble.

But you, Achilles,

There's not a man in the world more

Blest than you -

There never has been, never will be one.

Time was, when you were alive, we Argives

Honored you as a god, and now down here, I see,

You lord it over the dead in all your power.

So grieve no more at dying, great Achilles.

 

I reassured the ghost, but he broke out, protesting,

No winning words about death to me, shining Odysseus,

By god, I'd rather slave on earth to another man -

Some dirt-poor tenant farmer who scrapes to stay alive -

Than rule down here over all the breathless dead.

 

(Odyssey, book 11, Fagles transl.)

 

Yet again, Homer has the answers to everything.

I much prefer Lattimore though