I'm calling a Vargas home run.

Straight to voicemail.

We need a Keith Hernandez style magic loogie to help us win this one

I'm calling a Mauer home run.

I'm calling a Mauer home run.

We'd be better off calling dr. Kevorkian

I'm calling a Mauer home run.

Very funny, wise guy.

Onion headline:

 

"Confused visiting Twins mistake 9th inning Mauer home run for walk-off."

 

League office to hand down suspensions for missing team after they carry Mauer into dugout, disappear.

 

Edited September 18, 201610 yr by LaBombo

Dozier had that stolen but Mauer made sure to swing away

Very funny, wise guy.

I ruin everything.

Think Dozier's going?

Dozier getting some running in, at least. And that's what it's really all about isn't it?

Time for a hit and run

Full count, BUT WHO'S ON DECK?!?

 

I ruin everything.

Nonsense. The whole Southern hemisphere is virtually untouched!

C'mon Mauer!  Man up!!  Hit it!

 

 

Full count, BUT WHO'S ON DECK?!?

It's kind of a long story...

 

http://www.phoenix5.org/humor/images/ACBaseball.jpg

Dozier is going to collapse from exhaustion.

Joe trying to win a game of attrition?

Its that bi-lateral leg weakness kicking in again...

 

 

Dozier is going to collapse from exhaustion.

 

Not before I do.

Ha, oh Joe. I remember that time you came through a few weeks ago.

 

Think Dozier's going?

Post moved to the 'Should we trade Dozier?' thread.

 

Dozier is going to collapse from exhaustion.

He looks like my labrador retriever chasing a tennis ball.

 

 

Dozier is going to collapse from exhaustion.

All the cool kids in New York are doing it...

Man, I was about to say what a professional at bat that was by Joe. And then, that. Meh.

He looks like my labrador retriever chasing a tennis ball.

Your dog must have some head of hair.

Dozier is going to collapse from exhaustion.

He has run nearly the equivalent of a full city block. Has any athlete ever done that before?

 

Your dog must have some head of hair.

She likes the mousse...

Joe trying to win a game of attrition?

And bartolo has won a game against nutrition

Its that bi-lateral leg weakness kicking in again...

Or, not kicking...

 

 

Man, I was about to say what a professional at bat that was by Joe. And then, that. Meh.

New middle name? Joe Meh Mauer... Yup.  Book it.