Don't bring me down.

From the diary of Horace Wimp.

From the diary of Horace Wimp.

Well, it's been a year to face the music.

Well, it's been a year to face the music.

With a sweet talkin' woman.

With a sweet talkin' woman.

As opposed to the evil variety...

With a sweet talkin' woman.

New management might think this thread is reaching the end of the line.

New management might think this thread is reaching the end of the line.

Take this job and shove it.

New management might think this thread is reaching the end of the line.

They haven't been hired yet. Or have you heard something?

They haven't been hired yet. Or have you heard something?

Nope. Just crying, waiting, hoping.

 

Polanco is still hitting. I have to say, I've been quite impressed with him. He's not Dozier (who is?), but he's a very competent major leaguer from day one. That's great to see.

I agree.  I think that kid is for real.  He could be a great IF guy AND hit above .275.

Nope. Just crying, waiting, hoping.

That'll be the day.

Take this job and shove it.

 

Roll over, Beethoven.

Centeno's facial expressions remind me of Dustin from stranger things. I hope we can keep him forever.

 

Nope. Just crying, waiting, hoping.

 

Thanks for letting us know. We'll handle with care.

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Roll over, Beethoven.

I think I misread the situation. Why do I have to ruin everything?

Attaboy Ervin.

Mets leave the bases loaded, and their fans take solace in confort food.

Strike out with two out and the bases loaded!

Hold on tight, indeed.

Wow. ESan. I can hardly remember the last time I've seen good pitching like this for the Twins...

I think I misread the situation. Why do I have to ruin everything?

 

Nah. I simply forgot about the ELO / Johnny Paycheck crossover album that one time.

Wow. ESan. I can hardly remember the last time I've seen good pitching like this for the Twins...

He's heard that before.

 

New management might think this thread is reaching the end of the line.

Nah. I simply forgot about the ELO / Johnny Paycheck crossover album that one time.

In fairness, it was not a Johnny paycheck reference, but rather the Dead Kennedys cover. So, yes, I do ruin everything.

 

Wow. ESan. I can hardly remember the last time I've seen good pitching like this for the Twins...

I'm speechless

Woah! Just got home from golfing/drinking and very impressed! Go E Santana!

Woah! Just got home from golfing/drinking and very impressed! Go E Santana!

Well, you know...we do what we can.

Are the Mets unaware you're supposed to let the first pitch go by for a called strike? Rules are rules.

Oh, pressley. Why are we even attempting to pitch to cespedes?

How is cespedes allowed to wear that obnoxious neon green sleeve?

What in the world is on pressly's bill? Was he huffing paint in the bullpen? Or huffing asdrubal's hair or something?

How is cespedes allowed to wear that obnoxious neon green sleeve?

THANK YOU