If the Twins lose they will 0-7, and no team has ever started 0-7 and made the playoffs. The Twins may have an opportunity to MAKE HISTORY. (That would be fun.)
Consider it done. Next post from you better be from the beyond. Tell us how it is by the way. But the main thing is that you'll be dead and The Twins win a laugher today. Your life will have had meaning, my son.
I've never met you, Brian, but your entrance into a truck stop seeking brethren reminds me a little bit of Pee Wee Hermann. Not in a bad way, mind you, but in a good way.