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Cool!

Wait... isn't the event horizon usually connected to a black hole? Chief, are you a singularity?

I give up... What hapened?

Fuller answer is i just get carried away specifying central daylight savings time, so why stop there?

Well they're not bc.

I think Contreras is odd man out for Max's return? But yeah, they all had their moments. I do hope Max can have some too.

Thanks! Runny Babbit is also a good book to consider.

Not bad. And still in consideration if we play someone else. I went as far as considering our opponent's starting pitcher (hmmm) and mascot before nixing the idea...

Seriously was/am considering a Simpsons intro. Watched some recent episodes a week ago, and they weren't bad. They are certainly a long running show.

Bad ideas for game thread intros: 1. Spoonerisms (work it out for yourself. The least of it is the relative immunity Borrea and Cuxton from spoonerisms) 2. Shaggy dog stories. Take too long to tell, and too hot for the dogs. 3. Pitch puns. 440hz is a recent standard. And who plays High, Low, Jack, and the Game anymore? 4. Peanut Allergies. Charles Schulz not with standing. Is the Doctor in? Will Mr. Brown ever kick the football? 5. Johnny. Who remembers Short Circuit? And are there not better robotics examples more recent in fictiona nd real life? Canada Toronto: 0. Mitch White (R) P 1. Lourdes Gurriel Jr. (R) LF 2. Vladimir Guerrero (R) 1B 3. Alejandro Kirk (R) DH 4. Teoscar Hernandez (R) RF 5. Bo Bichette (R) SS 6. Matt Chapman (R) 3B 7. Whit Merrifield (R) CF 8. Cavan Biggio (L) 2B 9. Danny Jansen (R) C Minnesota: 0. Dylan Bundy (R) P 1. Luis Arraez (L) 1B 2. Carlos Correa (R) SS 3. Byron Buxton (R) DH 4. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 5. Max Kepler (L) RF 6. Jose Miranda (R) 3B 7. Nick Gordon (L) CF 8. Jake Cave (L) LF 9. Sandy Leon (S) C Anyway, go for it. Have a better idea than them.

I guess we ain't got that swing either?

Oh right. We might get away with a tad lead with our bullpen?

Oh well. I need to review jinx 101 sometime...

What do they have against oats?

Some extra inning practice. I like leadoff doubles.

Leon squares to bunt. Are they shifting him that much?

So many players i hadn't heard of... They're no Dick Van Dyke though.

Oh, they're all about, if you look during the right time of year.

Yes. (see i was paying attention)

He deserves a promotion.

How much is a tad? And is the second tad merely a tad of a tad? On a scale of 1 to a tad, how would your rate this poll?

Bars? Sober, things are hard enough... I'm no drunken master...

Man, i was great at breaking boards in karaoke!

i haven't played that version... Just ordinary rock and paper.

Ftfy. Go ahead. You earned it!