Everything posted by sampleSizeOfOne
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Game Thread: Twins vs Royals 6:40 cdt 8/15/2022 ad
Driving with a full arc rainbow on hand. Someday i'll find it....
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Game Thread: Twins vs Royals 6:40 cdt 8/15/2022 ad
Run Forest! Run!
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Game Thread: Twins vs Royals 6:40 cdt 8/15/2022 ad
Run Forest! Run!
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Game Thread: Twins vs Royals 6:40 cdt 8/15/2022 ad
The ruby slippers intorduction: Things to think about. 1. Sometimes the house lands on ya. Sometimes its merely a glass of water. Hard to say which is worse though.... (But y'all been paying closer attention to our road woes than i. I'm on the road now, so you can attribute my brevity to that.) 2. There's no place like home! (Tap heals) There's no place like home! There's no place like home! Isn't a good haiku Relaxing to read these days? Go ahead. Write one! 3. Kansas City... How are they these days? We often do well against them, but even when they aren't winning world serieses, they tend to play us tough. Maybe they want their local references back? 4. Is 2 added to itself. Which is what multiplication means? So it is also 2 times itself. Which is what raising to a power means. (i know, i'm a square too) Which is also raised to itself, and i think that is where most math folk get bored, and turn on the game. 5. Woah! The game's on! And it's in colour, unlike some of our dreary lives. Let us all gather round the screen and enjoy! (Well, it will be... It will be...) Them: 0. Kris Bubic (L) P 1. MJ Melendez (L) LF 2. Bobby Witt Jr. (R) 3B 3. Salvador Perez (R) C 4. Vinnie Pasquantino (L) DH 5. Michael Massey (L) 2B 6. Nate Eaton (R) RF 7. Nick Pratto (L) 1B 8. Kyle Isbel (L) CF 9. Nicky Lopez (L) S Us: 0. Joe Ryan (R) P Team of Mystery... (a little help, please?) O E O. Bed Owe Um!
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Twins Roster Moves-2022
Someone said he landed in the Texas Minors? Good luck there! "We'll hear from him, and i don't mean a post card..."
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Game Thread: Twins @ Angels 3:07 8/14/2022
Lah-he's on first.
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Game Thread: Twins @ Angels 3:07 8/14/2022
Guess not...
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Game Thread: Twins @ Angels 3:07 8/14/2022
Is it our turn to tie it?
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Game Thread: Twins @ Angels 3:07 8/14/2022
I would have just been satisfied if he finish the inning a few batters earlier...
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Game Thread: Twins @ Angels 3:07 8/14/2022
Is there such thing?
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Game Thread: Twins @ Angels 3:07 8/14/2022
Or at least his pitches...
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Game Thread: Twins @ Angels 3:07 8/14/2022
What about too much happiness? (i have on good authority that is a banquet and a dance)
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Game Thread: Twins @ Angels 3:07 8/14/2022
Are sure that's the bottom? There is a game today after all.
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Game Thread: Twins @ Angels 3:07 8/14/2022
I'll take the blame on last night. I went and jinksed us apparently.
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Game Thread Twins at Angels 8/13/22 8:07 PM CDT
Did we win yet?
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Game Thread Twins @ LA Angels Aug 12, 2022
Wait he was knocked out?
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Game Thread Twins @ LA Angels Aug 12, 2022
Leon on base again. They can't stop him. Can only hope to contain him. Which i guess they did last time.
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Game Thread Twins @ LA Angels Aug 12, 2022
Maybe it will be over turned due to the catcher blocking the plate? Obviously he needs a really big lane...
- Slovenly Oaf Thinks Buxton Should Play Through Pain
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Game Thread Twins @ LA Angels Aug 12, 2022
I hope we win. What else do i usually say? Gotta get it out of the way so i can something new.
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Game Thread Twins @ LA Angels Aug 12, 2022
What i miss?
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Game Thread: 8/10/22, Twins @ Los Angeles Dodgers, 10:10pm ET
Now for a moon chaser?
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Game Thread: 8/10/22, Twins @ Los Angeles Dodgers, 10:10pm ET
Polanco!!!! As expected.
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Game Thread: 8/10/22, Twins @ Los Angeles Dodgers, 10:10pm ET
I don't know. Maybe he is saving himself for the playoffs, like some save themselves for their wedding night?
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Game Thread: 8/10/22, Twins @ Los Angeles Dodgers, 10:10pm ET
What, me worry? It's in the bag, along with the cat, and some pipes, and a whole lot of mischief.