Everything posted by sampleSizeOfOne
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Trade Rumor: Should the Twins Trade Carlos Correa?
Dear Captain Obvious, What does an overpay look like? To quote Han Solo... "I don't know, i can imagine a lot." Sincerely, Corporal Confused
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Twins Roster Moves-2022
Sad to see Thielbar go...
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Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers 5:10pm cdt 7/23/2022 ad
Who's been committed? I am not gonna be committed, i tells ya! It would take a committee...
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Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers 5:10pm cdt 7/23/2022 ad
I hear tell tattoos are permanent.
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Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers 5:10pm cdt 7/23/2022 ad
Pagan time. So they tell me.
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Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers 5:10pm cdt 7/23/2022 ad
At least the lawn is mowed. And i may make it to play in a brass choir at my old summer camp. Will listen to the game on mlb audio as i drive a bit.
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Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers 5:10pm cdt 7/23/2022 ad
Sorry. I'll check in... From time to time.
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Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers 5:10pm cdt 7/23/2022 ad
I was... hence the 40% comment in the intro. But thanks for bringinging it up, so i didn't have to feel like i was obsessing over a detail.
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Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers 5:10pm cdt 7/23/2022 ad
2 runs? Will that be enough? I'm gonna say it could be, but i'm a greedy person. So if i leave it will because i have things to do, not because i think the game is over.
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Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers 5:10pm cdt 7/23/2022 ad
Don't count your opt-outs until they've opted...
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Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers 5:10pm cdt 7/23/2022 ad
I know how to write 'em, don't i. Sorry about that....
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Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers 5:10pm cdt 7/23/2022 ad
@wsnydesI'll call your David Hasselhoff game thread introduction (which was quite the write up. I am envious of your attention to detail) and raise you a Richard Dean Anderson game thread intro, who was born 72.5 years ago (that would be January 23rd, 1950, and according to my glance at wikipedia) in Minnesota, no less. So he's like... topical and stuff. And thematically appropriate. Those of you who think out bullpen somewhat thin, doesn't it make victory more meaningful to see how Rocco's going to MacGyver the last few innings? And when we're on the road at some strange new ballpark like the one in Detroit, isn't that like visiting a new world through a Stargate? Okay maybe that's a bit of a stretch., but a fun one to make. What is the planet of "Detroit" like? And who knows Mr. Anderson might have been a hockey player, but he broke both his arms. We have had our fair share of pitchers we've helped back from injuries. I think he'd approve. In all the excitement of a more or less spontaneous theme, i kinda lost track. Did i give ya 6 things to think about? Or only 5? But seeing as thinking is more of an analog process than we usually care to admit, and sometimes higher math is frowned upon in game threads, i gotta ask myself... Do i feel lucky. No, perhaps not. That would be too optimistic for a Minnesotan sports fan. But i'm gonna post this anyway, as the lineups seem to have come out. Us: 0. Joe Ryan (R) P 1. Luis Arraez (L) 1B 2. Carlos Correa (R) SS 3. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 4. Max Kepler (L) RF 5. Alex Kirilloff (L) LF 6. Jose Miranda (R) DH 7. Nick Gordon (L) CF 8. Gio Urshela (R) 3B 9. Gary Sanchez (R) C Them: 0. Michael Pineda (R) P 1. Riley Greene (L) CF 2. Javier Baez (R) SS 3. Robbie Grossman (S) RF 4. Miguel Cabrera (R) DH 5. Harold Castro (L) 1B 6. Jeimer Candelario (S) 3B 7. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B 8. Tucker Barnhart (S) C 9. Akil Baddoo (L) LF Hey, look who's playing Left Field for them? Welcome back to the bigs, Mr. Baddoo! And we're facing only 40% ex-Twins?
- Bremer Uses Long All-Star Break to Get Mickey Hatcher Face Tattoo
- 2022 MLB Draft Day 3 Thread
- 2022 MLB Draft Day 3 Thread
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2022 MLB Draft Day 3 Thread
How many rounds total? Is 20 it? And how soon do the pending icons start changing in the tracker? If no one is on base, less than 2 strikes, could they have the catcher play in the field as an extra fielder? Almost surprised this doesn't happen already considering how baseball optimizes for certain situations...
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Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 7/17/22 @ 1:10 CT
I like this plan. I'm glad to be a part of it.
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Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 7/17/22 @ 1:10 CT
Bring out... The Comfy Chair!
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Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 7/17/22 @ 1:10 CT
An early South Park reference! Do you think Gnomes would be a positive influence on the team?
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Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 7/17/22 @ 1:10 CT
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Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 7/17/22 @ 1:10 CT
There's always history. Maybe it coulda stood out more. from the rest of the history out there?
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Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 7/17/22 @ 1:10 CT
Kirilloff!
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Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 7/17/22 @ 1:10 CT
Just occurred to me.... Announcers were going on about instant access to info. Perhaps we are having trouble with #9 batters because they are the best informed?
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Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 7/17/22 @ 1:10 CT
My bad. I turned the game on for the two rbi hit.
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Game Thread: White Sox @ Twins 1:10 7/16/2022
Victory is ours.