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Almost there.... Stay on target!

Do we want more runs?

(not to be confused with a tick, or a toe)

We do know how to keep things interesting... Tying run at the plate with 1 out...

Jax time going smoothly so far.

Did it have fancy dress? Or masks? I know a maskarade is still a ball, but i would still want people to think of it as the former. Likewise sousaphones are tubas, but i would mildly prefer folk know what sousaphones are.

When a number is retired, does that mean only a retired player can now wear it?

Buxton beats that out... (well maybe not, as it wasn't that slow a dribbler to short, and they could always get the runner at 2nd, but please, lemme have my illusion)

McGill's got this.

But if it were a nice play by the catcher, would it still be a hit?

I think i am just glad they never recorded a song titled "Abreu's grand slam"

Which was the hit? 25? 624?

We only have twice as many runs as them now... Ominous.

Listening to a record for the first time in a while. Should i feel old?

Hey look! Arraez is up again!

So this inning is what adversity feels like?

Gordon didn't quite hit that one hard enough.

Polanco too.

Max speed.

Buxton, were you paying attention to Arraez and Correa's at bats?

He' s just trying to make it interesting. No sweat.

So now i gotta look up ontology too?

Gordon time! (got to hurry to keep it preemptive)

I have heard of this Lance Lynn fellow before.

I inferred that Zeno's paradox was the main reference, so i suspect that was a product of their discussions... Perhaps it was his highbrow way of chiding us for bickering over vulgar fractions?