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Sorry!

Oh yeah. I have ice cream.

Thanks for the extra work then. Oh, anotber Rosario blast...

Kinda. Took an extra pitch to get to 2nd.

Still on the base paths.

Buxton on the base paths.

And am i right in thinking the next line is "school's out for ever"? That is the way things are going... Sigh. What is this world coming to?

I do enjoy being able to ignore school speed zones. Am i a bad person?

Two dingers and bunt. Happens every day.

Or just to change it up... Hippity hoppity!

Um... Play Ball!

What if Alice Cooper were a Twins fan... And posted on TD? Do i owe someone an apology?

Pshaw!

I was so impressed with last night's thread, that i figured if it ain't broke, don't fix it. That, and in this heat, my cat nap turned into a tiger, and rampaged my whole day. Sadly i don't think i can match "Deer Hunter" Squirrel's one shot kill, paying attention to one play: the Rosario grand slam, and essentially catching the entire ball game. (and just to show i put some thought into this intro...) Twins: 0. Tyler Clippard (R ) P 1. Max Kepler ( L) RF 2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Eddie Rosario ( L) LF 5. Marwin Gonzalez ( S ) 3B 6. Mitch Garver (R ) C 7. Luis Arraez ( L) 2B 8. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B 9. Byron Buxton (R ) CF Brewers: 0. Josh Lindblom (R ) P 1. Avisail Garcia (R ) CF 2. Keston Hiura (R ) 2B 3. Christian Yelich ( L) LF 4. Jedd Gyorko (R ) 1B 5. Ryan Braun (R ) DH 6. Manny Pina (R ) C 7. Ben Gamel ( L) RF 8. Luis Urias (R ) 3B 9. Orlando Arcia (R ) SS

Me too. More than one way to skin a knee.

Winnah!

Is Rogers jolly?

Thanks for the update! I wish him better than that in the future...

Sorry. I stand corrected. Nevermind.

Thanks! Ah, leading 2-1 having pitched 3 innings.

For whom? (see above for laziness)

Yeah. Like the opposite of instant gratification... Like the cabbage in the food processor, i shoulda quit while i was a head.

Commando Dobnak? Or perhaps i should assign him a rank... Capt'n Dobnak?

Go Buxton!

"I know it when i see it" works for me.