I was so impressed with last night's thread, that i figured if it ain't broke, don't fix it.  That, and in this heat, my cat nap turned into a tiger, and rampaged my whole day.

 

Sadly i don't think i can match "Deer Hunter" Squirrel's one shot kill, paying attention to one play: the Rosario grand slam, and essentially catching the entire ball game.

 

(and just to show i put some thought into this intro...)

 

Twins:

 

0. Tyler Clippard (R ) P
1. Max Kepler ( L) RF
2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS
3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH
4. Eddie Rosario ( L) LF
5. Marwin Gonzalez ( S ) 3B
6. Mitch Garver (R ) C
7. Luis Arraez ( L) 2B
8. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B
9. Byron Buxton (R ) CF

 

Brewers:

 

0. Josh Lindblom (R ) P
1. Avisail Garcia (R ) CF
2. Keston Hiura (R ) 2B
3. Christian Yelich ( L) LF
4. Jedd Gyorko (R ) 1B
5. Ryan Braun (R ) DH
6. Manny Pina (R ) C
7. Ben Gamel ( L) RF
8. Luis Urias (R ) 3B
9. Orlando Arcia (R ) SS

We are not worthy of your intro.

 

We are not worthy of your intro.

Pshaw!

 

 

Sadly i don't think i can match "Deer Hunter" Squirrel's one shot kill, paying attention to one play: the Rosario grand slam, and essentially catching the entire ball game.

 

 

I <3 ROSIE!

We are not worthy of your intro.

What if Alice Cooper were a Twins fan...

 

And posted on TD?

 

Do i owe someone an apology?

Pshaw!

Was hoping to find a player named Shaw (a common last name) with a first initial of P, but as far as I can tell there never has been one!

 

Um...

 

Play Ball!

HIP HIP!

Or just to change it up...

 

Hippity hoppity!

EDDIE AGAIN!

 

I <3 ROSIE!

 

ditto

Two dingers and bunt.

 

Happens every day.

Good stuff so far! Lindblom's stuff doesn't seem all that great, so it seems like a chance for Garver and Sano to get back on track. Let's see if they can have decent days at the plate.

I like the bunt. Way to frustrate the pitcher after a couple bombas.

Mitch has become a liability.

 

What if Alice Cooper were a Twins fan...

And posted on TD?

Do i owe someone an apology?

School’s out for Summer.

School’s out for Summer.

I do enjoy being able to ignore school speed zones.

 

Am i a bad person?

Welp

Clippard doing what Twins "starters" do - give runs back immediately.

Mr Morris - to me anyway seems the best fit so far , Knows his stuff, Variety is good though, Jack does like rooting for Non flame throwers

Jerry Meals is a terrible home plate ump. The Twins have had Meals' crew a bunch of game already.

 

Mr Morris - to me anyway seems the best fit so far , Knows his stuff, Variety is good though, Jack does like rooting for Non flame throwers

Surely you can't be serious. He said Garcia was the Brewers most powerful hitter

By contrast, Mr. Gladden batted .400 tonight, pronouncing the name right on 4 of 10 opponents in the starting lineup. And this is game 2 of the series, so he’s had a night of hearing Cory saying most of the names.

School’s out for Summer.

And am i right in thinking the next line is "school's out for ever"? That is the way things are going...

 

Sigh. What is this world coming to?

These bullpen games are so nauseating to watch,

 

Then again, I feel like every game is a bullpen game for every team.

Buxton on the base paths.

Buxton on the base paths.

Still on the base paths.

Looks like I missed an eventful first inning!

Another ground ball double for Buxton.

Another ground ball double for Buxton.

Kinda. Took an extra pitch to get to 2nd.