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Hey, we got us a run! More please!

Gulp. I confess, i started writing the intro, took a quick nap, only to wake up and see my deadline had passed. I might have beem just about to make clever point to bring it back on topic, but i am not so sure... Anyway, i gonna go run an errand, and perhaps grab a bite to eat. Maybe by the time i am back, i'll be coherent again. Enjoy the game!

Friends, meet Phil the Badger. Originally from a certain city in western Pennsylvania, he left because he was tired of certain fellow woodchuck popping out of his hole and looking for his shadow all the time. Badger Phil just can't abide repetition. So he lit out with some migrating sidehill gophers and now welcomes us to Milwaukee. He is here to make sure i don't just reuse last week's game thread intro. Oh right.We are playing in Target field this time. Maybe that will free me feom Phil's wrath? Brewers: 0. Corbin Burnes ® P 1. Avisail Garcia (R ) CF 2. C. Yelich ( L) LF 3. Keston Hiura (R ) 2B 4. Justin Smoak ( S ) 1B 5. Ryan Braun (R ) DH 6. Omar Narvaez ( L) C 7. Ben Gamel ( L) RF 8. Luis Urias (R ) SS 9. Eric Sogard ( L) 3B Twins: 0. Kenta Maeda (R ) P 1. Max Kepler ( L) RF 2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Eddie Rosario ( L) LF 5. M. Gonzalez ( S ) 3B 6. Luis Arraez ( L) 2B 7. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B 8. Byron Buxton (R ) CF 9. Alex Avila ( L) C

I waa awake at the end, i turned it off and wwnt to sleep for real. Glad we won.

My! That was quick! (Notice i'm not complaining:)

I'm still glad Gordan didn't stop short of 2nd on Rosario's throw, and stay in a rundown long enough for the other runner to score. (i am right to think he had a baserunner ahead of him, right? Beem napping...

A scoreless 6 innings... This is when we can safely turn it over to our bullpen, right. Not that i would complain if we score a few more runs, mind you...

They are indeed despicable. Especially when they run.

True. I started a game of solitare the other day, and had to be relieved...

What i miss?

Sorry... I fell asleep listening to the game. I see y'all took good care things in my absence.

Sadly, results have been reproduced in differing circumstances... Still awaiting the published results...

Anyway, now its our turn...

I was just thinking as a ground ball pitcher, Dobnak is the kind of pitcher the fielding can really get behind and enjoy their success.

Announcers really know how to jinx a game...

Yeah, i think i looked at the mlb pitching stats, and Dobnak would currently qualify for and take the ERA crown. So we got that going for us!

Thanks all for the company! And sorry i ate all the tater tots.

So i suppose now i have to give the chicken back...

Alright. Crunch time. 2 runs or more in 3 outs or less.

Double checking the line up... Pretty much the whole team is between the 5th and 1st batters.

Garver! (just practicing)

Does that make you pres and me vice pres? Or vice versa?

I presume so, but what do i know?

Mmmm... Tater tots!

That's alright! Goonies make mistakes. Just don't make any more...