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Gosh. Sorry to hear that.

Baseball, meet Mr. Cruz.

Woah! Now that is an elegant game thread intro! Thanks! I see i been missing a slugfest so far?

Now i'm actually concerned they might have gotten wet...

Just one person?

I am a fan of the simultaneous doubleheader. But that is easier on 2 fields. Hmmm... You could even offset them by half an inning, and use the same fielders on both fields. It could be just like modern football, with an offense and a defense that played separately. So... Long story short, they would do it another way just to be difficult.

Indeed it is. Delayed for some 17ish hours, i think?

What shall i do with the evening now? I was all set to cheer loudly...

Got it. Loud cheering! We won't let ya down! Wasn't Kennedy prominently mentioned amid all the Santana trade rumors way back when? One of those situations where i feel the player is more familiar than he really is... Same goes for a bunch of Dodger's prospects from all the Dozier rumors. And yeah, i know this here is a different Dozier.

Still, i would believe the tallness just a tale. Such things have been known to happen.

I would actually be in favor of a ballpark with no outfield walls. Having played softball on intramural leagues using the corner of soccer fields, there something kind of appealing in the context of "if the ball gets by you, you have to run it down" and Buxton's virtuosity as a fielder would play well there.

Is this the right tone to take in offering to write some of the intros for these dates in such a way as to simultaneously encourage others to do so?

I hope it lives up to expectations!

Rocco Baldelli should be in the dugout. What next?

Do i have to eat the whole thing?

Gosh, an off day tomorrow... Whatever am i to do?

Hey Inego... I hope we win!

Concur.

Oh. Oh. Oh...

Am i wrong to conflate our left handed bullpen options... Rogers Thorplebar?

No. I didn't think that.

The hits keep a'comin'!

2 Buxton home runs? Um, a few walks, a few runs. A little of this, a little of that. Some organ music. I forget, has Chief told the 50 year old joke yet?

Oh well. Only a 10 run lead...

And i gotta say the enjoy the organ music. Dancing queen, In heaven there is no beer... And Polanco was robbed of a hit by a fantastic play.