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Salsa shark. Gonna need a bigger bowl.

Works of art can only be evaluated in their entirety.

Only winning move... not to speak?

The take sign was on.

Tie didn't last long.

HBP missed the bat...

Haven't those been extinct for a while? Good luck with that!

This one's on me. I'll write a better intro next time...

Score that, official scorer! E-ballboy?

Apologies if i nod off. Y'all hold the lead, okay?

What do we expect from Celestino?

6 center fielders? They are dropping like flies. Or at least like flies would drop without a center fielder...

I too feel the pathos!

1. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 2. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B 3. Alex Kirilloff (L) LF 4. Nelson Cruz (R) DH 5. Trevor Larnach (L) RF 6. Willians Astudillo (R) 1B 7. Nick Gordon (L) 2B 8. Ryan Jeffers (R) C 9. Gilberto Celestino (R) CF

No prob. "Little beat big if little is smart. First with the head, and then with the heart."

Less than an hour to game time, and we are lineupless? Strange times indeed.

Emergency back up game thread intro. Jolly good show what ho, fellow sportsmen! That Dobnak can bowl a bally good game me old fellow! He sure has the wiskers for it say what! And those young whipper snappers in the outfield, they'll give him what for! And i'd rather face the ol' thunderin' judge himself than to hit into that wily infield! All in all a rousting good team yon Twins got and what of their dominable foe? Twins 0. Randy Dobnak (R) P 1. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 2. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B 3. Alex Kirilloff (L) LF 4. Nelson Cruz (R) DH 5. Trevor Larnach (L) RF 6. Willians Astudillo (R) 1B 7. Nick Gordon (L) 2B 8. Ryan Jeffers (R) C 9. Gilberto Celestino (R) CF Orioles 0. Matt Harvey (R) P 1. Cedric Mullins (L) CF 2. Trey Mancini (R) DH 3. A. Santander (S) RF 4. Freddy Galvis (S) SS 5. DJ Stewart (L) LF 6. R. Mountcastle (R) 1B 7. Maikel Franco (R) 3B 8. S. Wilkerson (S) 2B 9. Austin Wynns (R) C Because not giving your best just isn't cricket.

I am waiting for the Twins lineup to be posted before i post the game thread intro. The underlying idea came from making light of how bad our injury situation is. And while i don't think i'm egregious, it might not be in the best taste. Wonder how fast i can come up with a better one... Anyway, i apologize in advance if i end up using it anyway, and folk are sad.

Concur! Multiple times if permitted.

And thanks all for the company!

Good game. Hope we can recover from all our bumps and bruises! Tomorrow is a new day...

Yes.

Yeay Cruz! A walk is not getting out. I approve.

Ah, ol' warning track power for Donaldson.

But yeah, the trick is not getting out. Eventually runs have to come in.