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0. Randy Dobnak (R ) P 1. Kyle Garlick (R ) RF 2. Josh Donaldson (R ) 3B 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Mitch Garver (R ) C 5. Alex Kirilloff (L) LF 6. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B 7. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 8. Rob Refsnyder (R ) CF 9. A. Simmons (R ) SS

Wait... the season lost? (Well, where'd you last see it? Backtrack from there.) Oh ye of little faith! I got two words: Bux Ton.

For those who dislike analytics, this is about as un-analytic as one can get. Take nothing apart whatsoever. Kudos. I for one, appreciate the wholistic approach.

Wasn't there something about balls being collected for analysis this season? At what point do the results come in, and we see more of this? Good job on Joe West for taking it upon himself.

I hope we win.

Sorry i'm a little late with this... But i figured it was apropos. Thank you, xkcd.

Well done.

Astudillo agrees.

a hundred couplets? easy. the real challange is... couple hundredlets.

Meh, I bet there already is a sarcasm font. Just no one knows that's what it is. And i'm bad at choosing formatting or font. One more thing to think about. Someday, maybe i'll even use emoji.

I don't know... That's how come i asked. (if they get a sarcasm font, i want an innocuous font too) I liked that 2 walk inning though, all said and done.

I do?

Chesapeake Bay Crabs Sweater than Carolina's Fresher salt water... What if we had crabs? they'd make Minnesota proud! Just like our Lutefisk. Likewise Baseball Teams play like they're under water will come up for breath Thanks for noticing Today's game thread consists of Uninspired Haiku Or inspired Haiku written by and for the folk too lazy to count. Orioles 0. Jorge Lopez (R ) P 1. Cedric Mullins ( L) CF 2. Freddy Galvis ( S ) SS 3. Trey Mancini (R ) 1B 4. Anthony Santander ( S ) DH 5. DJ Stewart ( L) RF 6. Maikel Franco (R ) 3B 7. Stevie Wilkerson ( S ) LF 8. Pat Valaika (R ) 2B 9. Chance Sisco ( L) C Twins 0. Michael Pineda (R ) P 1. Max Kepler ( L) RF 2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) 2B 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Alex Kirilloff ( L) 1B 5. Miguel Sano (R ) 3B 6. Trevor Larnach ( L) LF 7. Willians Astudillo (R ) C 8. Rob Refsnyder (R ) CF 9. Andrelton Simmons (R ) SS How many poets Does it take to change light-bulbs? (write your own answer)

Parting is such sweet sorrow. Thanks for sticking it out until the end.

If we get this out, is the game over?

Is that why the Vikings can't protect their quarterback?

People are allowed to say more than one thing.... (and just to make sure i got it right...)

In the words of StrongBad. "A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all."

Whatever will be will be.

They're not wrong...

No, i got it right the first time. Day (as in Doris, or perhaps Dennis) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Tap_Dance_Day

Oh, perhaps late, but Kirilloff!!

One isn't really trying unless one's shirt is dirty.

That's how come i got yer back.