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Well. Down 4-3. Topof 6th. Just glad it weren't extras....

That is brilliant. Worthy of AJ Pierzynski

Extras practice time.

Not counting the times we get walked off on like a 2 pitch inning?

Sounds like he keeps fielders on their toes. Can't be all bad.

Where are the war stats for coaches?

Cruz channelling his inner piranha....

3-2 Thanks, Garlick!

Which isn't hanging a zero...

Tie game.

Bases loaded.

Jax has apparently been called up. Said to be inling relief today, but Pineda is being scratched tomorrow, so if Berrios gets it to the normal bullpen, we may see his debut tomorrow? Silver linings!

Hang a zero!

That was Jeffed!

124 inning. And Celestino almost gets 3.

A 123 inning! Wait.. we were batting, weren't we? I shoud be paying closer attention.

I just wanted to get everyone in the proper frame of mind for the game: "Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children" -Jules Winnfield Twins with character 0. Jose Berrios (R) P 1. Kyle Garlick (R) RF 2. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B 3. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 4. Nelson Cruz (R) DH 5. Alex Kirilloff (L) LF 6. Miguel Sano (R) 1B 7. Ryan Jeffers (R) C 8. A. Simmons (R) SS 9. Gilberto Celestino (R) CF Le Royals with cheese 0. Mike Minor (L) P 1. W. Merrifield (R) 2B 2. Carlos Santana (S) 1B 3. A. Benintendi (L) LF 4. Salvador Perez (R) C 5. Hunter Dozier (R) RF 6. K. Gutierrez (R) 3B 7. Jorge Soler (R) DH 8. M. Taylor (R) CF 9. Nicky Lopez (L) SS

Yes.

That aged well.... Still catching up...

Man, Sesame Street is a fine show! Does Stevie Wonder really drive a Jazz Mobile? And seeing The Count and Cookie Monster cooperate to count and eat the cookies is inspiring! Just wanna test if i got the hang of cuing in the middle of episodes... (for some reason, i seemed to have trouble in previous attempts on message boards) Did it work?

Thanks for the post! Does that mean PoSox are no longer? Man, i'm no good at following news...

Square! Triangle! Rectangle! Circle!

I read it as the rookies behind him will benefit most from watching him bat. This bottom third of the line up could surprise people.

With our luck, the next "free" injury will be a cheap fix anyway. Like a Player for the MTV, maybe get a blister on your middle finger. Maybe get a blister on your thumb?

Is he a grandpa already? Good for him!