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Try to remember those games in September... (is that song about social media?)

I am all for postponing both games until Buxton is better (as well as all the other injured folk, and not just on our side)

For some reason i thought Colome was pitching. Teaches me to be creative in my spelling, especially of names.

We're losing already? Sigh... Ah, the nice things we can't have...

"to follow:" They: 0. Cal Quantrill (R) P 1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B 2. Amed Rosario (R) SS 3. Jose Ramirez (S) 3B 4. Eddie Rosario (L) DH 5. Bobby Bradley (L) 1B 6. Harold Ramirez (R) LF 7. Josh Naylor (L) RF 8. Bradley Zimmer (L) CF 9. Austin Hedges (R) C Wee! 0. Danny Coulombe (L) P 1. Luis Arraez (L) LF 2. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B 3. Alex Kirilloff (L) 1B 4. Nelson Cruz (R) DH 5. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 6. Max Kepler (L) RF 7. Ryan Jeffers (R) C 8. Nick Gordon (L) CF 9. Andrelton Simmons (R) SS

Tsk. Tsk. Space debris has no guidance system. I think someone is mixing up cause and effect here. To paraphrase Count Rugen, Buxton's over-developed sense of fielding is going to get him into trouble some day. And tell me, who else could run down a meteor before it became a meteorite? (amirite?) (And just how did Vicini sign both Inego and Fezzig on the free agent market?! We should be taking notes!)

We scored us a run! Cue the fireworks.

All this emphasis makes me wanna watch "it happens every spring"

Trying to remember where i recently ran into the distinction between mimes (which in this usage were mimics) and pantomimes (the acting of things out) Both are more talent than i currently claim..

I am greedier than you...

3 games of Buxton... almost.

And is a good conjunction to use in the subject. I wholeheartedly approve. The big question is when Rooker comes up, do we use an Oxford comma?

I'll also add a small vote for Andrew Albers, with the caveat that i don't want to know what combination of unfortunate events might result in him being called up again. PS. He's pitching for St. Paul tonight...

Glenn Williams

That would really suck if the White Sox got him. Escobar was a great Twin and I would not like or would very much dislike seeing him in a White Sox uniform. Honestly that would suck big time! Didn't we get him from the White Sox in the Francisco Liriano trade? I won't begrudge him going full circle.

So we lost? My bad. Some day i will stay and post And maybe we win.

1. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 2. Max Kepler (L) RF 3. Nelson Cruz (R) DH 4. Trevor Larnach (L) LF 5. Ryan Jeffers (R) C 6. Miguel Sano (R) 3B 7. Alex Kirilloff (L) 1B 8. Andrelton Simmons (R) SS 9. Gilberto Celestino (R) CF

As game thread intro Haiku offers no comfort Lost Byron, won game. Wrapping head around the Byron boxer's fracture Can he be strong bad? I distract easy How many games Buxton's missed? Soliceless number Others can take slack Kirilloff, Gordan, Larnach The game must go on... Reds: 0. Wade Miley (L) P 1. Jonathan India (R) 2B 2. Jesse Winker (L) DH 3. Nick Castellanos (R) RF 4. Tyler Stephenson (R) 1B 5. Tyler Naquin (L) LF 6. Eugenio Suarez (R) 3B 7. Shogo Akiyama (L) CF 8. Kyle Farmer (R) SS 9. Tucker Barnhart (L) C Twins: 0. Bailey Ober (R) P Lineup not posted The team is also coping I am not alone

My job is done. Nice game all!

Did we win yet?

Zip it in there Alcala!

Out 3. Maybe we can score again? Perhaps give Alcala a win?

So you're saying he should always pitch with a runner on, making solo homers impossible...

I think you put bands around your hair to control it.... Skrinchies they are called? Or maybe skrunchies?

Tie game.