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No!?!! That's impossible!!! (Is Emperor Butera still on their bench?)

I am sad to say my knowledge of contemporary works isn't strong enough to give it due credit there, but a lot of it is downright memorable. "One's like snow, the other more like milk."

'Vador strikes again. Was that 117 or 118?

And they both score on a comebacker!? Weird, eh? And runner again on 2nd.

Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends! Pretty good eh?

Double the double by Doubleso... Donaldson!! Runners on 2nd and 3rd... How often does that happen?

Arraez starts it out right!! Double!!

Sal? Sal Vador Perez. The force is strong with this one...

They do indeed dream! I am keeping my scalp, thank you very much!

Valid question http://www.anotherwaytheatre.co.uk/gulliver.html What's England's equivalent to Broadway? Not sure how far this has to go...

Everything i know about Kansas City, i learned from popular music (well, once upon a time it was popular) "Everything's up to date in Kansas City... they went and grew sky scraper 7 stories tall, about as high as a building aught to grow!" "goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here i come... They got some crazy little women there and i'm gonna get me one" (and i'm sure there are more, but i am under the clock) Kansas City isn't in Kansas any more. (Pretty sure they play in the Missouri side, right) Just round the time they were discussing statehood, weren't there some minor disagreements that John Brown was involved in? I think they got settled and John Brown moved on to bigger things. Anyway, let's hope this contest turns out to have less casualties than any of those... Minnesota: 0. J.A. Happ (L) P 1. Luis Arraez (L) 2B 2. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B 3. Trevor Larnach (L) LF 4. Nelson Cruz (R) DH 5. Alex Kirilloff (L) 1B 6. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 7. Max Kepler (L) RF 8. Nick Gordon (L) CF 9. Ben Rortvedt (L) C Kansas City: 0. Brady Singer (R) P 1. W. Merrifield (R) RF 2. Jorge Soler (R) DH 3. Carlos Santana (S) 1B 4. Salvador Perez (R) C 5. Hanser Alberto (R) 2B 6. Hunter Dozier (R) 3B 7. M. Taylor (R) CF 8. E. Olivares (R) LF 9. Nicky Lopez (L) SS Play Ball!

Did they use shot back then? I imagine it wouldn't be sporting to duel with shot.

As seems my modus operandi, i listened to the game, but didn't find a moment to comment.

There is now!

Oh, and apparently it's in the 70s and sunny. What was it like in the 70s and sunny?

Happy Birthday, Nelson Cruz! I don't care which one it is, just keep it goin'! I often think, "hey it's a new unit of time (year, month, game) maybe i can do something different this time... So rather than tryin' to overthink a clever introduction (or underthink it, as the case may be) i'm just gonna roll with whatever comes to mind... Of late, we typically have had trouble against lefties? Let's change that... Twins: 0. Jose Berrios (R) P 1. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 2. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B 3. Nelson Cruz (R) DH 4. Trevor Larnach (L) LF 5. Ryan Jeffers (R) C 6. Miguel Sano (R) 1B 7. Alex Kirilloff (L) RF 8. Gilberto Celestino (R) CF 9. Andrelton Simmons (R) SS White Sox: 0. Carlos Rodon (L) P 1. Tim Anderson (R) SS 2. Yoan Moncada (S) 3B 3. Jose Abreu (R) DH 4. Yasmani Grandal (S) 1B 5. Brian Goodwin (L) CF 6. Andrew Vaughn (R) LF 7. Gavin Sheets (L) RF 8. Leury Garcia (S) 2B 9. Zack Collins (L) C New day, new game. Who knew?

Does that mean we're safe if we never throw a second strike?

It is? Why am i the last to know these things... Apparently it was over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor too.

Yup, i know that!

Nice inning there, Ober!

Now let's put up a goose egg!

I hate waiting...

I don't suppose anyone knows how long they anticipate the delay being?

It is apparently a delay of the rain variety?!

If they go yard, is Kepler more likely to go meter?