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Stranded on third. Voight-Kampff test just isn't as meaningful any more...

No but something i could change my battery on. So not a standard style of phone. About time i upgraded, especially as i usually go to speaker phone to be understood. Luckily i am unpopular sp few want to to talk to me.

Oh no. Don't let me hold ya back.

i am okay with Sano's out there. It was entertaining.

On my phone display, the K starts a new line.

Tie game. Life is satisfactory.

I take it we're not winning yet? The game is long and my attention span is short I'm not worried...

Sorry i fell asleep early on... Way to come through!

Oh well. Can't complain about a lead.

1-0 on a Polanco RBI ground out. Garlick scores after steeling 2nd, and advancing on a dribbler bunt?

Don't look now, but we are doing something...

Berrios, putting up the goose eggs!

Could be any of the above (not abuse Chief's "yes") It could also have been seeing where the ball went, and knowing he'd make it to second without hurrying (also with no chance at 3rd)

He has a lot of company today.

Maybe he's in there for his glove?

Oh well. Left Donaldson on the bases. Here Berrios is getting extra innings practice after a leadoff double...

Donaldson!! (2!! for 2 bases)

Play ball!

I heard it on the radio. They said it caught the instep of his back foot. I wouldn't be surprised if they are giving a day for it to mend. Better than pushing it and it turning into a lingering thing.

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here." As i entered the ball park, a sort of dread ate into my heart. My guide had explained all the other levels of hell to me, complete with examples, and they made sense, each getting their just desserts (or deserts as the case was) But no here would be torture that not only affect the players, but the innocent fans following them. I looked up in terror only Ebenezer Scrooge could know to see the lineups: Minnesota: 0. Jose Berrios (R ) P 1. Jorge Polanco ( S ) 2B 2. Josh Donaldson (R ) 3B 3. Alex Kirilloff ( L) RF 4. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 5. Mitch Garver (R ) C 6. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B 7. Rob Refsnyder (R ) CF 8. Kyle Garlick (R ) LF 9. A. Simmons (R ) SS Baltimore 0. Jorge Lopez (R ) P 1. Cedric Mullins ( L) CF 2. Trey Mancini (R ) DH 3. A. Santander ( S ) RF 4. Maikel Franco (R ) 3B 5. DJ Stewart ( L) LF 6. R. Mountcastle (R ) 1B 7. S. Wilkerson ( S ) 2B 8. Austin Wynns (R ) C 9. Pat Valaika (R ) SS included my very own team. What new tortures were i to experience today?

Samurai Jack. Unfortunately we are going the long way around as a healthy Byron Buxton has been flung into the future where Aku's evil is law.

Do not seek the treasure!

Lemme know when we get to Parliament...

4th run of the inning?! Teach me to turn my back on the game...

Enjoy!