Blake

What's really sad is if the Twins clear the Yankee baseball hurdle, things probably get easier. Relatively speaking.

Queue: Idiocracy

It was a fun game right up until Duffey was asked to get out of the bases loaded jam. He's really turned into quite the weapon out of the bullpen.

No, but, hey, the game thread opener is a winner! In fact:

My first 1300 post game thread in a losing effort. I wonder what it will be like for a winning playoff game thread? Stay tuned and find out tomorrow!

Otherwise, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

Well, just wasn't meant to be tonight. Get them tomorrow, Twins!

You're absolutely positive that you're negative?

Yeah, I expect a lot of trimming of the 40 man this off season.

One of those ugly games where a bunch of stuff went wrong for the Twins and right for the Yankees.

Yeah, at this point, I think you need to start the guys who have been there over the guys who just got here.

or:

That ship has most certainly sailed.

One of those games where the Twins are consistently getting the second strike but not putting away the hitter.

Only if you've decided you don't care to watch the rest of the game. Though, you may risk slinking away if all they do is point and laugh.

And attitude.

Great play by Aaron Judge. I can't dislike Mr. Judge, because, by all accounts, he's a really good guy.

No, Costas, Gardner doesn't have new found power, he's learned to take advantage of the short right field in Yankee stadium.

ABG (anyone but Gardner) Really dislike that man.

Two World Series titles says otherwise. Edit: I have gone bonkers. For some reason, I read that as Tom Kelly. Now I'm raising the white flag!

Smoltz: Bitter since 1991!

Well, one things I've discovered, there is something I dislike more than the Yankees: These broadcasters.

That's wrong?

Ear worm time!

The announcers are going on and on about Yankee injuries, never mind one of the best in the game, Buxton, has been on the shelf for half the year. Not to mention the other injuries that have plagued the Twins. Along with Pineada getting suspended for PED's. Good grief, just put on the Yankee equipment and let everyone know where you guys stand.