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Stadium announcer: Now batting: Kurt Suzuki I think the proper intro is closer to: Now coming to the plate, Kurt Suzuki.

Dick is okay. What's his name needs to talk less. A lot less. Maybe even a lot lot less.

How long did it stay down? 30 seconds? Long enough to make to the plate and barf on the ump?

You can have kids when you're young, have the energy but not the patience, or wait until you have the patience but not the energy.

No one is ever ready to be a dad. You'll die of old age if you wait until you're ready to be a parent.

That's called "Dad preview."

The late Charles Durning supposedly saw some stuff when he was in and wouldn't talk about it.

Great play by Dozier.

If my math is correct, since Grossman joined the Twins, the team is 5-4.

And yet again, the Twins tie the game after the other team scores. As others have said: Who is this team and what have they done with our Twins?

HO HO HO yeeerrrrrr out?

Sox lose!!

Valencia is hitting 4th for the A's. I suspect Mr. Valencia (why someone would be named after an orange escapes me. Not only that, nothing rhymes with "orange.") may be out for some payback. Should be an interesting game.

Well done, Brian.

Like. Hmmm, think, think, think...3 run lead..Jepsen, or do we let Mr. Pressley or Mr. Tonkin get their feet wet in a save situation? Nope, nope, keep trying the same old Ron Davis type of thing.

Yes and no.

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Double like.

Me, I've got the attention span of a gnat on meth.

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You're able to concentrate that long at your age? Wow, I'm impressed.

Bases loaded and a run scored! #smallvictories

In other words, the kiss of death.

Improvement by Nolasco. Held Cano to a single.