Blake

If you've been taking a cleansing agent, I doubt you make it to second....

Hmm, my research turned up the following: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w&list=RDIqhlQfXUk7w&index=1

By the way, excellent thread chum. Good job.

Someone still a bit sore from a recent excursion to the doctor?

I was going through Twins withdrawals, what with the off day and all. Which I find to be rather odd, considering how dismal the Twins have been.

Yeah, I think you're right, the criteria needs to be clearing space on the 40 man.

Like.

Just the Twins luck, they're on a roll and then a day off.

Suzuki for Butera?

Like.

I better get a shrubbery out of this.

I especially liked the part where Zuke let the thigh high breaking ball float over the inside corner and then swung at the low and away pitch.

Hah, Twinsnorth is still hanging around. And he said he'd show himself out. Well, okay, Twinsnorth probably got lost on his way out, so there's that.

Word.

What, Duffey is still in the game? Molitor must really not trust the bullpen.

I stepped away for 15. Wow.

So much for Grossman's All Star appearance.

Again, nice to know I'm not the only one seeing this. Only 1 hit so far by the Royals, too. I think we've entered Twins Bizarro World.

Ah, the screen is the problem. I thought I was seeing things.

Dick: "The Royals have tried very hard to give the Twins a run this inning." Made me laugh.

I had to double check and make sure which uniforms were in the field. Nope, not the Twins. However, those players should be awarded honorary Twins teamship.

Unfortunately, if Duffey keeps up with this no scoring by the opposing team thing, he's not long for the rotation. He's out of step with everyone else.

Musical Interlude:

I dunno, the Twins are making a run at it.

Okay, that was funny: Dick: "Joe Mauer, whatta ya got?"