Blake

It's the new pitching coach.

When you're a minnow swimming in a sea of terrible, it's hard to get noticed.

I'd like to know why Suzuki is in this game. The starting pitcher, even though a lefty, is allowing left-handed batters to hit over 300. For such a keen baseball mind, Molitor seems to do some very old-school baseball stuff.

I don't think it's legal to have a 144 guys in the lineup.

Stonehenge.

Next you'll be wanting to debate 45 acp versus 9mm parabellum. Not that there's anything wrong with 9mm parabellum.

And the trombone did it with an accomplice, Mr Oboe in the orchestra pit? (just trying to figure out the last few pages of the last chapter in the book.)

It's bad enough when we get baseball in a baseball game thread but politics? That's a bridge too far.

I was thinking more along the lines of "Don't be this guy" under a picture of RB plastered strategically throughout the house.

I see game thread in your future.

Gee, I wonder what Mrs. Riverbrian used as a motivational tool to get the kids to aspire toward high achievement?

Considering that streaking was in during the period of time he would have been in high school, probably already been done.

Brian, don't you know that guys use power tools, even for cleaning? It sounds like you need a new pressure washer in celebration of your sons graduation and for the pre-party cleaning. For your sons graduation gift, I suggest you let him ogle the power washer and maybe, if he's really good, allow him to touch said power washer.

My wife and I have Geico. The last couple of accidents, which were 100% the other guys fault, I've called Geico and told them to take care of it and they have. They've always warned me that I might be out the deductible, but, I've always told them to go ahead. I've yet to pay a deductible and Geico has yet to pay for the repairs. Seems to me, siccing your insurance company on the other insurance company tends to move things along. By the way, there should be some pain and injury involved and USAA best be offering to compensate.

If After the Twins lose today, this will be a .500 road trip. Progress!!

Needed a bit of editing.

Considering the front end would be trying to go East if you were driving North, probably not.

Omaha? Lincoln?

Election season?

Are we bidding on shock therapy to Dick? If so, I'm in.

Chief?

Cool, Dean just made a batter move his feet.

Right now, the Twins lineup has more holes than a Swiss cheese attacked by a horde of hungry mice.

Speaking of PED's, then there's this: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/05/03/nfl-drug-test-meat/

Yes. (for Twins fans this year, this is normal)