Blake

I think it's "the solution is looking for the problem."

Good job.

Cool. Boschers for the W!

At my age, keeping track of months is the least of my worries.

Egads, that's a line Steve Carrell would have said in "The Office."

You've entered the "Twins Fan Zone" where time, space and actual discussions of baseball are meaningless.

Tonight, I get to see if the new wireless router I set up makes a difference in my ability to stream MLB.tv to my television. The old wireless router just wasn't cutting it.

Serial Killers: check C.S. Lewis: Check Ants: Check Software: Check Road Trip: Check Ocean: Check Recipe: Check Bobble Head: Check Robberies: Check Baseball: Sorta I'd say it is in the running.

You guys just run the software. Whereas guys like me have to listen to your complaints about the software and then try to figure out how to get it running while wondering why corporate even bothered to involve the IT department in the purchase process unless it was to spread the blame. Not that I'm bitter or anything.....

I'm not sure the bonds of "We all hate the new software" are a good way to team build.

The helmet is added collector value. Have to figure that in 20 years, most of the bobble heads will no longer have helmets. I can see the eBay listing already.

Let me guess: "Our software is a turnkey solution" with "seamless integration" for "efficient management of company resources."

Must have been a very important conference call.

Years ago, okay, decades ago, I heard a news report about a business in San Francisco that was robbed by a guy wearing lime green bell-bottom pants and a purple jacket. The robber escaped by disappearing into the crowd.....

They've been recruited by ISIS and the drug cartels.

Also, we're following Brian's lead.

Feature, not a bug.

Basically, you're saying you're visiting so you can raid the refrigerator and the liquor cabinet?

This is a baseball thread. Therefore, no subject, however seemingly irrelevant, is actually irrelevant to aforementioned baseball thread.

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.” C.S. Lewis.

Jepsen is working on being the TD Poor Player of the Year. Although, the pitching staff may have to share the award.

Well, shoot, I thought the Twins might win this one. Obviously, I'm not surprised at the outcome, but still.....

A classic quote. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3lshY4PwI4

Mrs. Chief serves beans when she wants to make sure guests leave in a timely manner?

If you ever get the chance to listen to an interview of the guy who wrote Sharknado, do it. The guy is a hoot.