Ft. Myers Miracle Become Mighty Mussels

This looks straight out of the early 2000s..... Roided up mascot, gross font, and incredibly cheesy name. The rest of the minor league teams have good names (in my opinion). This on the other hand.....

Good trend.

Let's get the Saint Paul Saints to change their name to the Saint Paul Zebra Mussels. Cedar Rapids Kernels become the Flying Carp.

....oh goodness, no.

Any explanation as to why they chose to make a change?

I like goofy MiLB team names and mascots, so I like this. That font could defnitely be better, though. 

This looks straight out of the early 2000s..... Roided up mascot, gross font, and incredibly cheesy name. The rest of the minor league teams have good names (in my opinion). This on the other hand.....

First thing my wife said as I had the new logo up on my computer "is that thing coming out of a...uh...woman's...area?!"

Made me look again, and, well, it's not NOT there.

Any explanation as to why they chose to make a change?

New ownership.  Andrew Kaufman out of Jacksonville. 

Here is his take on the change (yes this is a serious quote):

"Think Disney, but edgy."

First thing my wife said as I had the new logo up on my computer "is that thing coming out of a...uh...woman's...area?!"

 

Made me look again, and, well, it's not NOT there.

Thanks for pointing that out.  Now I can't look at it not that way.

Thanks for pointing that out.  Now I can't look at it not that way.

You can thank her. Did the same thing for me.

I think they should make that shell pink though.

As a biologist who teaches river ecology I love it!  Come on mussels!  Give my little little clammy friends some love.  

This link has an article that includes pictures in uniform along with the new mascot

https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41401352/fort-myers-miracle-changes-name-to-mighty-mussels

Anyone see that '80's B-horror movie Basket Case?

I haven't, but I've seen Total Recall:

"Quaid, start the reactor!"

Boooooo.

I say that for two reasons.  First, I both like the Miracle name and the fact it represents a lot of history for the Twins, and two, love mussels, unfortunately I can no longer eat any shellfish.  So that's a double....boooooo! 

***simply shakes head***

First thing my wife said as I had the new logo up on my computer "is that thing coming out of a...uh...woman's...area?!"

 

Made me look again, and, well, it's not NOT there.

At least they didn't rename the team the "Love Mussels".

I, for one, look forward to singing the new fight song.

It's a great day for a ballgame,

Hear us yell, cheer, and applaud.

Flex your muscles, let's go Mussels,
You're our favorite gastropod (rah rah rah)!

We like your power and your defense

and your K's per nine are hot! (hot hot!)

We just don't like your fancy logo,

Is that coming from a woman's...area?

The ending kind of trails off on paper, but you should hear 9,300 people singing it en masse.

New ownership.  Andrew Kaufman out of Jacksonville. 

 

Here is his take on the change (yes this is a serious quote):

 

"Think Disney, but edgy."

Must've made his money with the Hooters franchise.

Sounds like they're coming out of their shell.