Game Thread: Twins @ Red Sox 1:10 PM 4/15/2022

[wsnydes]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:26 PM, Brock Beauchamp said:

Still none. Why are you all convinced I'm drunk? I thought everyone knew I was super into heroin these days.

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I heard you were cutting back.  

Or was that cutting lines?  

[Brock Beauchamp]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:27 PM, wsnydes said:

I heard you were cutting back.  

Or was that cutting lines?  

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[USAFChief]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:26 PM, Brock Beauchamp said:

Still none. Why are you all convinced I'm drunk? 

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Your posts are much more coherent than usual.

[cHawk]

Just checked the score. Twins kicking the everloving **** out of the Sox. Glad Sano finally got a hit!

[LVTwinsfan]

That’s pitching! Pretty sure he’s done now.

[wsnydes]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:28 PM, USAFChief said:

Your posts are much more coherent than usual.

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Especially for the middle of the day.

[USAFChief]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:29 PM, LVTwinsfan said:

That’s pitching! Pretty sure he’s done now.

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Concur on both counts.

[SwainZag]

Was a nasty pitch to Martinez.  6 solid, 1 ER, 7 K's on 82 pitches.  Very solid and economical day for Joe if he's done.

[Cap'n Piranha]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:26 PM, Brock Beauchamp said:

Still none. Why are you all convinced I'm drunk? I thought everyone knew I was super into heroin these days.

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Are you super into heroin, or is heroin super into you?

[USAFChief]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:28 PM, alex ψ said:

Just checked the score. Twins kicking the everloving **** out of the Sox. Glad Sano finally got a hit!

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More great news ... Buxton 1 for 1 with a double!!

[Brock Beauchamp]

Some light reading.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cia-issued-rectal-tool-kit

[Brock Beauchamp]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:33 PM, Cap'n Piranha said:

Are you super into heroin, or is heroin super into you?

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[cHawk]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:33 PM, USAFChief said:

More great news ... Buxton 1 for 1 with a double!!

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And he also left the game with an injury…

[Brock Beauchamp]

Correa sure hasn't looked good. I'm not the least bit worried but he just hasn't looked good at the plate.

[USAFChief]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:34 PM, Brock Beauchamp said:

Some light reading.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cia-issued-rectal-tool-kit

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Right up your alley.

 

 

 

 

 

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[D. Hocking]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:26 PM, Brock Beauchamp said:

Still none. Why are you all convinced I'm drunk? I thought everyone knew I was super into heroin these days.

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Is that one of the new offerings at Target Field this year?  Do you get a TC Bear spoon with your purchase?

[Brock Beauchamp]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:36 PM, D. Hocking said:

Is that one of the new offerings at Target Field this year?  Do you get a TC Bear spoon with your purchase?

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Not offered inside of Target Field but readily available just outside.

[Brock Beauchamp]

It's a 6-1 game, Jorge. Just go sit down.

[LVTwinsfan]

Dick and Roy are reading our posts…. then acting like it was their idea

[USAFChief]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:36 PM, Brock Beauchamp said:

Not offered inside of Target Field but readily available just outside.

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You can bring it into TF but it needs to be in a clear plastic bag no larger than 6×8.

[wsnydes]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:38 PM, USAFChief said:

You can bring it into TF but it needs to be in a clear plastic bag no larger than 6×8.

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so that's why mine was confiscated on Wednesday!

[Brock Beauchamp]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:38 PM, USAFChief said:

You can bring it into TF but it needs to be in a clear plastic bag no larger than 6×8.

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Or...

[Puckett34]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:42 PM, Brock Beauchamp said:

Or...

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Gotta get creative

[USAFChief]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:30 PM, SwainZag said:

Was a nasty pitch to Martinez.  6 solid, 1 ER, 7 K's on 82 pitches.  Very solid and economical day for Joe if he's done.

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I'm surprised, I thought Ryan would be done after 6, but look at that! Big nr 42 is still on the mound!!

[cheeseheadgophfan]

I'm so confused.....why bring Duran in the 7th inning.   Rocco literally has no rhyme or reason to his moves......

[USAFChief]

In all seriousness, Duran has legit stuff.

[shortround81]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:48 PM, USAFChief said:

In all seriousness, Duran has legit stuff.

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Love the positivity!

[SwainZag]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:48 PM, cheeseheadgophfan said:

I'm so confused.....why bring Duran in the 7th inning.   Rocco literally has no rhyme or reason to his moves......

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Still only 3rd career appearance and he hasn't pitched in 4 days?  

[Brock Beauchamp]

  On 4/15/2022 at 8:49 PM, shortround81 said:

Love the positivity!

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[AceWrigley]

Through 7 innings, the Red Sox have thrown 56  more pitches than the Twins.