Stu speaking on behalf of Minnesota:

 

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

You...you get divots!  Deep divots.  Deep and plentiful divots!

Ok... so I'm going to go full bore and mention that a golf course is just a willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range  

Sanchez swinging at ball 4 and 5 during that AB. Sox announcers having a field day making fun of the former Yankee

Just now, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

That would be so delightful.

1 minute ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

Today or just at some point?

Anybody else get a little emotional on Jackie Robinson Day in MLB???

Saw on my phone: "Luis Arraez singles, Gordon scores" - and I thought it was weird that Gordon would be batting so early in the lineup....turned on the game and OHMYGOD.

So what was it? My guess is a hamstring. I think he tweaked it juuusssst before his slide.

 

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Today or just at some point?

Trying to be vague enough to seem smart.

Who called Sano? YAS!

Jonron!

3 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

Nice

Let’s go Sanó!!

Fitting that Sano’s first hit of the season is a BOMB!

Unbelievable. Which one of you jackholes called that again?

3 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

Well done

4 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

POTD!!!!

All others need not apply.

2 minutes ago, MN_ExPat said:

Ok... so I'm going to go full bore and mention that a golf course is just a willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range  

And I'm bringing @stringer bell with me!

2 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Today or just at some point?

Just now...  

Last One, can you pick up some POwerBall tickets for me?

3 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

Quick!  Give me some stock picks!  What numbers do you like for the lottery tomorrow?

3 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

Ahem. (rubs knuckles on chest)

4 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

This aged well.

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

Anybody else get a little emotional on Jackie Robinson Day in MLB???

For sure, but then I suffer 50 mini panic attacks throughout the day as I realize I don't know who anyone is because they're all wearing 42.

Just now, RickOShea said:

Last One, can you pick up some POwerBall tickets for me?

I'm on it.

Buxton mouthed "I heard it pop" as he was walking off the field........he wasn't limping at all.  Strange.

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

For sure, but then I suffer 50 mini panic attacks throughout the day as I realize I don't know who anyone is because they're all wearing 42.

Just like PeeWee Reesee (or maybe Gene Hermanski) would've wanted it! 

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Unbelievable. Which one of you jackholes called that again?

How many scotches in are we?

1 minute ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

Give me some stock picks! 

You got it. Go back to 1980 and invest in Apple.

Just now, USAFChief said:

How many scotches in are we?

Yeth.

1 minute ago, cheeseheadgophfan said:

Buxton mouthed "I heard it pop" as he was walking off the field........he wasn't limping at all.  Strange.

So maybe just a shoestring?