Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

Still none. Why are you all convinced I'm drunk? I thought everyone knew I was super into heroin these days.

I heard you were cutting back.  

Or was that cutting lines?  

Just now, wsnydes said:

I heard you were cutting back.  

Or was that cutting lines?  

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Still none. Why are you all convinced I'm drunk? 

Your posts are much more coherent than usual.

Just checked the score. Twins kicking the everloving **** out of the Sox. Glad Sano finally got a hit!

That’s pitching! Pretty sure he’s done now.

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Your posts are much more coherent than usual.

Especially for the middle of the day.

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

That’s pitching! Pretty sure he’s done now.

Concur on both counts.

Was a nasty pitch to Martinez.  6 solid, 1 ER, 7 K's on 82 pitches.  Very solid and economical day for Joe if he's done.

6 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Still none. Why are you all convinced I'm drunk? I thought everyone knew I was super into heroin these days.

Are you super into heroin, or is heroin super into you?

3 minutes ago, alex ψ said:

Just checked the score. Twins kicking the everloving **** out of the Sox. Glad Sano finally got a hit!

More great news ... Buxton 1 for 1 with a double!!

Some light reading.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cia-issued-rectal-tool-kit

1 minute ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

Are you super into heroin, or is heroin super into you?

Just now, USAFChief said:

More great news ... Buxton 1 for 1 with a double!!

And he also left the game with an injury…

Correa sure hasn't looked good. I'm not the least bit worried but he just hasn't looked good at the plate.

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Some light reading.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cia-issued-rectal-tool-kit

Right up your alley.

 

 

 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Still none. Why are you all convinced I'm drunk? I thought everyone knew I was super into heroin these days.

Is that one of the new offerings at Target Field this year?  Do you get a TC Bear spoon with your purchase?

Just now, D. Hocking said:

Is that one of the new offerings at Target Field this year?  Do you get a TC Bear spoon with your purchase?

Not offered inside of Target Field but readily available just outside.

It's a 6-1 game, Jorge. Just go sit down.

Dick and Roy are reading our posts…. then acting like it was their idea

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Not offered inside of Target Field but readily available just outside.

You can bring it into TF but it needs to be in a clear plastic bag no larger than 6×8.

Just now, USAFChief said:

You can bring it into TF but it needs to be in a clear plastic bag no larger than 6×8.

so that's why mine was confiscated on Wednesday!

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

You can bring it into TF but it needs to be in a clear plastic bag no larger than 6×8.

Or...

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Or...

Gotta get creative

13 minutes ago, SwainZag said:

Was a nasty pitch to Martinez.  6 solid, 1 ER, 7 K's on 82 pitches.  Very solid and economical day for Joe if he's done.

I'm surprised, I thought Ryan would be done after 6, but look at that! Big nr 42 is still on the mound!!

I'm so confused.....why bring Duran in the 7th inning.   Rocco literally has no rhyme or reason to his moves......

In all seriousness, Duran has legit stuff.

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

In all seriousness, Duran has legit stuff.

Love the positivity!

1 minute ago, cheeseheadgophfan said:

I'm so confused.....why bring Duran in the 7th inning.   Rocco literally has no rhyme or reason to his moves......

Still only 3rd career appearance and he hasn't pitched in 4 days?  

Just now, shortround81 said:

Love the positivity!

Through 7 innings, the Red Sox have thrown 56  more pitches than the Twins.