Just now, LastOnePicked said:

You got it. Go back to 1980 and invest in Apple.

Okay, Lt. Dan

Just now, USAFChief said:

How many scotches in are we?

Hey, I'm sober! Right now, anyway, but I can't promise anything going forward.

27 minutes ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

Not a good looking slide from Buxton there.

Just now, LastOnePicked said:

You got it. Go back to 1980 and invest in Apple.

And mess up the space/time continuum?  ARE YOU NUTS?!

Technical difficulties. Good stuff Bally Sports!

Nick Gordon > Byron

Arraez is on FIRE.

Attaboy Gordon, nice 2-out hitting.

Liking the offense today.

Buxton scores on that

 

2 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

You got it. Go back to 1980 and invest in Apple.

Thanks Lieutenant Dan.

Buck will be fine. The bases are larger now.

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

I thought Kirilloff was why we can't have nice things.

2 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Okay, Lt. Dan

Ninja'd.

Just now, USAFChief said:

I thought Kirilloff was why we can't have nice things.

No no, you're thinking of Jim Pohlad.

9 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

For your next act, LOP, could you call the end of the slump for Correa, Polanco, Kepler, Sanchez, Jeffers...?

Bats coming alive today, great to see

Twins are playing good and yet it feels like the Twins are losing with the injury.  Just bummed out.  And now fricking Jake Cave will most likely be called up.  

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

For your next act, LOP, could you call the end of the slump for Correa, Polanco, Kepler, Sanchez, Jeffers...?

 

2 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

For your next act, LOP, could you call the end of the slump for Correa, Polanco, Kepler, Sanchez, Jeffers...?

I just consulted the wise oracle, Magic 8 Ball and the answer was... 

Very Likely

 

(Seriously...  I have one in my office )

8 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Fitting that Sano’s first hit of the season is a BOMB!

Looks like your Sano BA over/under is a push

NASA reporting a UFO leaving Fenway Park. That ball was launched off Verdugo’s bat. 

That nr 42 guy always just kills us.

1 minute ago, LastOnePicked said:

 

Sis Boom Bah.

Is it possible that Sano is a TD lurker, and is pissed about the posts in the past couple days?

7 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

You got it. Go back to 1980 and invest in Apple.

Did you see the article yesterday about Magic Johnson? Apparently, in the day, Nike made him a sponsorship offer (with stock options, etc.), that had he taken it, would have him at over $5.2B today.   https://www.basketballnetwork.net/old-school/how-magic-johnson-missed-out-on-5-2-billion-it-kills-me-every-single-time-i-think-about-that

8 minutes ago, KirbyHawk75 said:

Twins are playing good and yet it feels like the Twins are losing with the injury.  Just bummed out.  And now fricking Jake Cave will most likely be called up.  

They've got four OF on the roster besides Buxton if he goes on the IL, with Gordon apparently someone they can also plug in as needed.  I don't know what the equivalent of the Batsignal would be for Jake Cave, but there's no need for them to fire it up at the moment.

I hate to be a buzzkill, but it looks like Dan Hayes from "The Athletic" gets credit as the slump buster

Some experts on Twitter are saying it looked like Buxton tore his ACL.

Just now, Original_JB said:

Nike made him a sponsorship offer (with stock options, etc.), that had he taken it, would have him at over $5.2B today. 

Oy. And I thought I was bad with money decisions.

Just now, ashbury said:

They've got four OF on the roster besides Buxton if he goes on the IL, with Gordon apparently someone they can also plug in as needed.  I don't know what the equivalent of the Batsignal would be for Jake Cave, but there's no need for them to fire it up at the moment.

Since bats live in caves, it would still be the bat signal, I would think.  Alternatively, it could be a bear signal.  Or a man signal works too.

1 minute ago, bighat said:

Some experts on Twitter are saying it looked like Buxton tore his ACL.

I'm no doctor, but Buxton walked off under his own power.  Doesn't sound like an ACL tear to me.