If the Twins win tonight I will be a happy clam.

Slip me 50 clams and I'll be happy.

Disney version of a clam. Typically singing.

Trying to remember if there are singing clams in The Little Mermaid...

 

I know they are Oysters in Alice in Wonderland's version of the Walrus and the Carpenter... Which if i remember my Kevin Smith, is an indictment of organized religion.

There you go, Chief. Dick calls it a recoil.

Slip me 50 clams and I'll be happy.

Invasive species aren't a joke, Chief...

To me it looks like dancing. But I'll take it!

 

Trying to remember if there are singing clams in The Little Mermaid...

I know they are Oysters in Alice in Wonderland's version of the Walrus and the Carpenter... Which if i remember my Kevin Smith, is an indictment of organized religion.

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1600000/Sebastian-s-Clam-Drums-little-mermaid-ariels-beginning-1602713-485-366.jpg

 

 

Invasive species aren't a joke, Chief...

I get that a lot....'What you said, chief...not a joke."

Solid inning from Rich. How about three more of those.

I have heard the "Tria" jingle about 4 million times now, and still have no idea what the (((( they are saying.

Josh Donaldson hit a foul ball?

 

I call shenanigans.

I get that a lot....'What you said, chief...not a joke."

Maybe they get lost in translation from Sumerian to Latin to Old English to Basque to...

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1600000/Sebastian-s-Clam-Drums-little-mermaid-ariels-beginning-1602713-485-366.jpg

Percussion!

 

(and that looks like only 4.

 

We need 46 more to please the Chief...)

Gonzalez deked him. Good for him!

At the very least, these at bats are working the count and making Bieber throw some pitches.

Gonzalez deked him. Good for him!

That's what i thought happened too.

 

That is kinda the thing that just shouldn't work at this level...

We're gonna need a bigger boat (i.e., more runs). Come on, Max!

 

That's what i thought happened too.

That is kinda the thing that just shouldn't work at this level...

 

It's like the hidden ball trick. Did that just happen to me? :-)

 

Gonzalez deked him. Good for him!

Yep. Not real sure why though? If Santana just throws the ball to 2nd it's a force out either way, whether Marwin runs or not. Weird play

That's what i thought happened too.

 

That is kinda the thing that just shouldn't work at this level...

Gagne , Knoblauch, on Lonnie Smith... Championship saving deke

 

We're gonna need a bigger boat (i.e., more runs). Come on, Max!

 

No one's going to say they want a smaller boat! lol

 

No one's going to say they want a smaller boat! lol

 

Right. Sell the big one and buy a faster small one. More money for beer and gas!

 

No one's going to say they want a smaller boat! lol

 

Certainly not Judge Smalls.

What a stupid pitch

What a stupid pitch

Hey, if the ump gave him that one a foot inside, why not one a foot high?

Ump must be cock-eyed.

 

 

Certainly not Judge Smalls.

 

Bless this ship and all who sail upon her...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVL4wKnpx2U

This ump is pissing everybody off.

That might be the worst noncall for a strike I have ever seen

Ump must be cock-eyed.

Ump must have cataracts and have forgotten his contacts

Crowd really getting into it at Prog Field.