Throw me a cookie, i'm in a slump.

 

They say nothing is so difficult as hitting a major league fastball, but try swing at the fastballs of fans expectation, and trying to swat all where the fielders aren't, so as we all get safely to first, second, third, and home after the game.

 

So i ain't exactly written many good intros this season. Case in point: i be this here metaphor is forced and gorunds into a double play. I might as well call the infield fly rule right now and put me out of my introductory misory.

 

Of course the wise course would have been to lay off this idea as the way outside ball it is and drive the next idea into the cheap seats...

 

That all said, you all, please use better metterphors than i!

 

Metaphors be with you!

 

Twins:

 

0. Rich Hill ( L) P

1. Max Kepler ( L) RF

2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS

3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH

4. Eddie Rosario ( L) LF

5. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B

6. LaMonte Wade Jr ( L) CF

7. M. Gonzalez ( S ) 3B

8. Luis Arraez ( L) 2B

9. Ryan Jeffers (R ) C

 

Tribe:

 

0. Shane Bieber (R ) P

1. C. Hernandez ( S ) 2B

2. Jose Ramirez ( S ) 3B

3. F. Lindor ( S ) SS

4. Carlos Santana ( S ) 1B

5. Franmil Reyes (R ) DH

6. Jordan Luplow (R ) LF

7. D. Santana (R ) RF

8. Roberto Perez (R ) C

9. D. DeShields (R ) CF

Time to hit the Biebs! Go Twins!

My work and sleep schedule has been hectic lately, so I haven't seen many games completely, but I think I'll actually last through this one. I hear we've been doing pretty well recently? Chief must be using some black magic that he learned in person in ancient Mesopotamia. I also hear the opposing pitcher tonight is pretty good. Put the Curse of the Bomba on 'em, Chief, will ya?

I can't say I like our chances of winning this game... Bieber's on a war path, Hill looked bad last start, and the bullpen is gassed. But this is baseball, and the Twins have been able to win at a great pace, so who knows!

Clevenger set to pitch tomorrow for the Tribe.

Almost game time...

Dammit, Justin Bieber? I hate that guy.

Sorry i let mlb pick the broadcast, and the shunted me to the home announcers.

 

They describe last year's team as a softball team. "Only thing missing was a keg at every base."

 

Which was said in good clean fun, and perhaps is complimentary in its own way. But still sounds weird to hear.

cmon Cruuuuuuuuuz!

Polanco is on!

 

Don't let it go for naught.

Oh well.

 

Go Hill!

 

Keep them at bay!

 

My work and sleep schedule has been hectic lately, so I haven't seen many games completely, but I think I'll actually last through this one. I hear we've been doing pretty well recently? Chief must be using some black magic that he learned in person in ancient Mesopotamia. I also hear the opposing pitcher tonight is pretty good. Put the Curse of the Bomba on 'em, Chief, will ya?

Learned?

 

LEARNED???

 

pfffft.

 

I taught the ancient Mesopotamians.

I generally dislike Ramirez. 

oh FFS.

Good D

 

I generally dislike Ramirez. 

 

I specifically dislike him.

Learned?

 

LEARNED???

 

pfffft.

 

I taught the ancient Mesopotamians.

Where did you learn it?

Big out.

Slow assed Rich Hill. That’s ok, let him try to steal home

 

I specifically dislike him.

 

I just want to punch his stupid pudgy face. 

I’m not sold on Rich Hill

I’m not sold on Rich Hill

Too rich for your blood?

Definitely gonna have to have 4 or 5 from the pen again

game over.

Too rich for your blood?

more like, you get what you pay for

There is the game (hope I am wrong)

EDDIE THE CANNON

Boneheaded baserunning saved us there. 

 

Not a good inning.

Curveball is just not sharp right now.

Niiiiice, Rosie~