Now you say:

 

"Who's on first."

What?

 

 

 

Sal Banter is still alive and well.
 

 

 

Twin brother, Sal Butera.

Thanks for coming!

 

Please remember to place your bullogna wrappers in the waste recepticles provided, and tune in next for the next game. Same bat time, same bat channel.

 

What?
 

I don't know.

 

Twin brother, Sal Butera.

Collecting your Sal-aries.

Well done!

I don't know.

Do you give a darn? I don't.

 

Sal Banter is still alive and well.

 

 

 

 

Twin brother, Sal Butera.

Just some of those things?

 

Just some of those things?

Just sum of them. Can't say they added up to very much anyway... But i'm still good for the candy bar.

Oh, if there are any requests for my next game thread intro, i'll consider it.

 

Especially if it motivates me to write it in advance...

Among the next on the HR list for Cruz is Darrell Evans. Gladden just reminded people of Evans getting picked off third in Game 4 of the 1987 ALCS. The Twins weren’t too good in our dating years, so that season was Mrs. IT’s intro to my fanaticism. She went to bed in the top or middle of the eighth and said, “Now, keep it down out there.”

Not five minutes later came the play, and I burst off the couch with a huge, “YESSS!!!!” I immediately went back to apologize. Apology immediately accepted, and I was reminded again of the wise choice I’d made. We hit 34 years earlier this month, and I’m still thankful.

We all are, buddy! And, in my heart, I just know that Laudner realizes this.