I'm shocked (and glad) the rest of the league hasn't picked up on this... Dont. Run. On. Rosie.

A little luck along with pure stupidity, and he gets out of it with one run

I'm shocked (and glad) the rest of the league hasn't picked up on this... Dont. Run. On. Rosie.

Remember when people would try to run home on Cuddyer and get CANNONED out?

Come on! The Twins can hit this guy. Regression to the mean! Bieber isn't that good...

Come on! The Twins can hit this guy. Regression to the mean! Bieber isn't that good...

Oof, sooooooo close to prescient!

Keep taking those curve balls

Learned?

 

LEARNED???

 

pfffft.

 

I taught the ancient Mesopotamians.

Thanks for learning us this here propper english.

 

I talk good most of the time, but sometimes say not right things.

 

C'mon Wade!

Bad strike three call there. 

If only the ump knew the zone as well as Wade...

game over.

So time to get ready for the next one...

Wade takes a good AB. Can’t do much about that called strike 3. I like having him in the lineup.

So time to get ready for the next one...

Ehh, 2 walks sandwiching an almost HR... Maybe an opportunity?

ALL RISE!!!!

Game back on.

Just tuned in. We are seeing a Bieber blip. Gotta get to him now, and quickly before he gets back to being the best pitcher in the world again.

Like that!

LUIS!!!!

Arraez!

 

1 out rbi to tie.

WOOP!

All right! Chief come back! We still want to hear all about the Hanging Gardens of Babylon!

So... not game over?

Getting to Bieber early...

 

Lindor must have lost a bet 'cause that blue hair looks ridiculous. 

Game back on.

 

EDIT: ninja'd by 70charger

Good job to keep in the pickle for runners to advance!

Lindor must have lost a bet 'cause that blue hair looks ridiculous.

we all see it

MAX!!!!!

 

ALL RISE!!!!

Can we successfully coopt this from the Skankee fans? If not we have to come up with something else.

Maximilian!

Make him throw it over the plate, and guess what, he’s average

Ride up that pitch count, boyos~