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Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 6/14 @ 9:05 pm CT

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I was playing tennis ... then had a closet to clean out ... kinda sorta am listening in the background, but difficult when the TV is in one room and the closet in another.

Next time move the closet.

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Well, as I stepped away, it seems as though we survived a Jepsen inning.

 

 

An entire generation of children needlessly terrified of malicious monkeys with dynamite, when in reality everyone now knows they're actually the good guys...

 

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OH, so that's what a closer is supposed to do?

 

OH, so that's what a closer is supposed to do?

 

That, or motivate indifferent salesmen with terror...

 

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Need a new Santana

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So, they're settin' you up with that sweet burnt-orange shag, eh?  Or did you go with the avocado?

Heh ... my bedroom as a teenager was a burnt-orange shag ... back in the 70s.

 

Each bedroom is getting a very nice berber ... a creamy white/ivory for the guest room, a very light tan for the master bedroom.

 

You need to come out of the closet!

 

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Heh ... my bedroom as a teenager was a burnt-orange shag ... back in the 70s.

 

 

 

Might want to flip through this if you see it in a bookstore - it's even more hilarious than it is sad or awful:

 

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Heh ... my bedroom as a teenager was a burnt-orange shag ... back in the 70s.

 

Each bedroom is getting a very nice berber ... a creamy white/ivory for the guest room, a very light tan for the master bedroom.

Good idea, to get a carpet the same color as beer.

You need to come out of the closet!

Pick a different week for that variety of jokes, 'K?

Who's been the worst player on the Twins this year?

"player" is in the singular, rendering an answer impossible!

My eyes saw a fly out to right, but my ears heard Dick Bremer calling a deep home run to right.

 

Turn down the sound and trust your eyes!

My eyes saw a fly out to right, but my ears heard Dick Bremer calling a deep home run to right.

 

Turn down the sound and trust your eyes!

I was playing tennis ... then had a closet to clean out ... kinda sorta am listening in the background, but difficult when the TV is in one room and the closet in another.

TwinsWorld! Where cleaning your closest.......is a viable alternative.

Turn down the sound and trust your eyes! TwinsWorld! Where cleaning your closest.......is a viable alternative.

It was something I had to do because carpet installers are coming Friday to do both bedrooms and carpet runs in the closets, too, so it was truly a necessity. And it needed to be done, so this was a good way to force me to do it.

A chance to go to bed.

I didn't miss that. I nailed it.

I guess smart alecks don't sleep as that's all who's left here.

Guess i am only an ordinary aleck...

 

Not living up to my potential.

 

Got no right to complain about the Twins' performance these days...

 

I guess smart alecks don't sleep as that's all who's left here.

I still need to get my beauty sleep. :)

 

<cough, cough> ;)

Never said it worked...

I still need to get my beauty sleep. :)

I approve.

 

Though as usual, i wish to perpetuate my own perspective...

 

Beauty, being in the eye of the beholder, the beauty sleep contributes to one's ability to perceive beauty...

 

Not unlike the concept of beer goggles perhaps? Or do people really swim in it?

 

Edit: i before e except after c...

you before me when waiting to...

 

sorry. got carried away by the poetry, and out of the realm of spelling pneumonics. Nevermind.

 

Editing is a dangerous superpower...

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I approve.

Though as usual, i wish to perpetuate my own perspective...

Beauty, being in the eye of the beholder, the beauty sleep contributes to one's ability to perceive beauty...

Not unlike the concept of beer goggles perhaps? Or do people really swim in it?

Edit: i before e except after c...
you before me when waiting to...

sorry. got carried away by the poetry, and out of the realm of spelling pneumonics. Nevermind.

Editing is a dangerous superpower...

I suppose you're going to punch me now, but it's mnemonics. No motion of fluids involved. :)

I suppose you're going to punch me now, but it's mnemonics. No motion of fluids involved. :)

If you are using punch as a verb meaning offer a cool refreshing beverage. Sure. Or perhaps immortalize you in a british comic publication dating back to the 1800's, alas my drawing skilz ain't so hot. But no, no violence on my part.

 

I saw my unique mispelling after i posted the edit, but though it more entertaining hat way. Also no need to get carried away editing...

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