What is the deal?  Seriously, Ervin, what is the deal?  One zero.  How about one?  Just one.

 

We should consider ourselves lucky it's only 4-2

My son's softball team was short a player so they called me to play. 

 

A 50 year old playing with a bunch of 22 year olds.

 

I haven't swung a bat or put a glove on for a couple of years.

 

What do you think I did in my first AB?

 

Swimg at an outside pitch pulled it to third and it was a DP.

Reached base on an E5... I RULE!!!

I had it half right

 

My son's softball team was short a player so they called me to play. 

 

A 50 year old playing with a bunch of 22 year olds.

 

I haven't swung a bat or put a glove on for a couple of years.

 

What do you think I did in my first AB? 

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I've developed a phobia of over-engineered groups of buildings.

 

A complex complex complex.

 

Swimg at an outside pitch pulled it to third and it was a DP.

 

Riverbrian Dozier

I was at the game last night and saw Kepler take some time signing autographs.  He seems like a good kid.

 

It was fun bonding with other California Twins fans and seeing Buxton's first home run.  In hindsight I should have gone to the left field bleachers and made an offer to buy that baseball.  I wonder whether the Twins were able to get it.

 

I've developed a phobia of over-engineered groups of buildings.

 

A complex complex complex.

Fortunately, I'm getting treatment, but my shrink says it'll be difficult to treat.  

 

That's right....it's complex.

I've developed a phobia of over-engineered groups of buildings.

 

A complex complex complex.

If the symptoms,s reappear it will be a duplex complex complex complex.

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This is not Giavotella.

So they put a statue in front of the hardware store where the guy from Jackass took a crap.

Fortunately, I'm getting treatment, but my shrink says it'll be difficult to treat.  

 

That's right....it's complex.

Unlike your jokes!

OH, did Erwin Santalamachia just put up a zero??

What a play. Wow.

I was at the game last night and saw Kepler take some time signing autographs. He seems like a good kid.

 

It was fun bonding with other California Twins fans and seeing Buxton's first home run. In hindsight I should have gone to the left field bleachers and made an offer to buy that baseball. I wonder whether the Twins were able to get it.

Buxton hit two homeruns last year.

I'm too simple to have a complex. 

That was a good bunt. I saw that Buxton wore the result with dismay, but I hope he appreciates the quality execution.

 

Buxton hit two homeruns last year.

Then I'm glad that I did not buy that ball

And Mr. Grossman has another hit while wearing a Twins uniform.

 

Has someone let Grossman know that consistently hitting a baseball while wearing a Twins uniform is verboten?

The Angels just keep giving the twins runs

They put a third baseman in the outfield and got burned. How dumb does a team have to be to try something like that?

 

Then I'm glad that I did not buy that ball

 

I was actually there for his first.

 

In Detroit on a Sunday Afternoon.

 

He's gotta have a superstar career after that so I can say I was there for his first. 

 

 

 

Then I'm glad that I did not buy that ball

 

I would have bought his third. 

 

Why Not

Ervin ain't long for this game tonight

Our rotation is top notch

I want to see the Twins walk Trout to get to Pujols.

Any functioning arms left in the bullpen?  E.San is getting hammered tonight.

My previous post was predicated on Santana getting Kole Calhoun out. 

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Heh... I keep checking back in---

 

So we score again, and.......

 

Leadoff double!

 

Good going, Erv!

 

Get going, Erv...

On a completely unrelated note, looking at the sidebar to the right of this thread, has the Vikings Journal been taken over by people posting spam?

They put a third baseman in the outfield and got burned. How dumb does a team have to be to try something like that?

That had nothing to do with it. It wasn't an error. He played it perfectly.

 

Mauer's blazing speed just was too much on that one