Super close. Geekopedia says "Crom". Known for his unnerving habit of laughing at the Four Winds, AKA my four uncles that I share facilities with for a week each year fishing in Canada.

 

friggin awesome!

 

Followers referred to as "Cromulants," natch.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be one. 

 

Oh, wait.  "Astro-naut."  That was it.  I got confused.

 

Super close.   Geekopedia says "Crom".  Known for his unnerving habit of laughing at the Four Winds, AKA my four uncles that I share facilities with for a week each year fishing in Canada.

 

that would be 4 winds and hurricane?

 

I had lunch at the park with the Dalai Lama today.

 

 

Flowing robes?

 

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/the_slatest/2014/02/25/president_obama_caddyshack_joke_president_pays_tribute_to_late_harold_ramis/screen_shot_20140225_at_10.05.33_am.png.CROP.thumbnail-small.png

 

Flowing robes?

 

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/the_slatest/2014/02/25/president_obama_caddyshack_joke_president_pays_tribute_to_late_harold_ramis/screen_shot_20140225_at_10.05.33_am.png.CROP.thumbnail-small.png

Long hitter.

Who's been the worst player on the Twins this year?

Who's been the worst player on the Twins this year?

Terry Ryan

 

Who's been the worst player on the Twins this year?

 

JRM set the bar very low? high? on this one. 

 

Who's been the worst player on the Twins this year?

I dunno...What's been pretty disappointing, if you ask me.

Terry Ryan

I kid. Jim Pohlad

Robbie Grossman has a .475 OBP this year. 

 

Who's been the worst player on the Twins this year?

http://twinstrivia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2013-Twins-Team-Photo-NAMES_low-res.jpg

 

These clowns are 2013 but they sucked too, so just use your imagination.

Edited June 15, 201610 yr by LaBombo

Robbie Grossman has a .475 OBP this year.

 

Hopefully that is an email the Twins send to the entire league every morning

http://twinstrivia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2013-Twins-Team-Photo-NAMES_low-res.jpg

Post of the night. Well done

"Shah-GWAHHHHH."

 

 

Jepsen's kinda good in these low pressure situations.

Post of the night. Well done[/quote

Great pick of Wayne Hattaway. Lower left

 

Jepsen's kinda good in these low pressure situations.

Until you jinx him.

 

Jepsen's kinda good in these low pressure situations.

Low pressure???

 

Dude...Cleveland lost.  Chance to pick up a full game tonight.

 

Jepsen's kinda good in these low pressure situations.

Protip: Post this once Jepsen has gotten out of the inning.

Who's been the worst player on the Twins this year?

The reason I asked this was to try to build consensus on who should be crucified on the "Tree of Woe" from Conan!

 

Robbie Grossman has a .475 OBP this year. 

 

He's raised it tonight, and move up the single season OBP leader board into 56th place.

 

Suck it, Harry Heilmann (.475, 1927, now 57th)! Flee the Grossmanster in terror like a monochromatic girly man!

 

 

"AAAAhhhh!  He's coming to crush my OBP!!!"

 

 

 

PS Qualified, Schmalified.

Edited June 15, 201610 yr by LaBombo

Jepsen needs some DL time.

Now he picks up the phone.

Damnit!  Nice cool evening, got the windows open and a damn skunk just passed by!

Time for Merry, the official mascot of the 2016 Twins bullpen

 

http://i.imgur.com/ZqsSOHb.gif

Dude, apparently Buxton has 100 mph heat. http://m.twins.mlb.com/news/article/184094462/twins-byron-buxton-throws-99-mph-to-nab-trout  There is your closer.  

Edited June 15, 201610 yr by Jham

 

Now he picks up the phone.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51haek%2BOpEL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Jepsen has appeared in 29 games so far this season. He's put guys on base in 26 of them.

Jepsen gettin it done!