The Pohlads new mantra:

Max Kepler gets called up to AAA and quickly finds himself being influenced by his teammate Arcia.

 

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More troubling news for former Twin Ron Washington

 

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Chuck Knoblauch Tries a home remedy to fix the yips

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Every time a prospect gets hurt:

 

 

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Terry Ryan hard at work on trade deadline day

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Pohlad, Ryan and Molitor looking forward to their early October plans:

 

Ricky Nolasco impatiently waiting to hear if he was in fact traded to San Diego.

 

TR informs major deadline pickup Kevin Jepsen that he is now a Twin:

 

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Pictured: Terry Ryan after trading two young project-able pitching prospects for KJep.

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Twins Daily readers immediately flock to the internet to respond to the latest trade.

 

How the Twins' front office wishes they could respond to the Online Community around the Trade Deadline.

 

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Admittedly, this is not the Simpson's

 

TR introduces his newest acquisition:

 

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Long after he moved on from the Twins, Ricky Nolasco still reminisced fondly about playing for Terry Ryan...

 

 

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This thread:

 

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Bullpen coach Eddie Guardado answers a phone call from Monitor

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Neil Allen looks at Trevor May in the bullpen:

 

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Blaine Boyer appears in his 48th game of the 2015 season.

 

Pictured: Blaine Boyer explains how he got a job out of spring training:

 

Pictured: Brian Dozier learns he's been selected to the 2015 MLB All-Star Game

 

Pictured: Boyer vs Bautista, Donaldson and Encarnacion goes as expected.

 

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Pictured: Brian Dozier learns he's been selected to the 2015 MLB All-Star Game

 

Not original gif. It has a spongebob doll in the background. Minus 5 points, no Twins tickets for you!

 

Not original gif. It has a spongebob doll in the background. Minus 5 points, no Twins tickets for you!

Wow.  I didn't even notice that.  Good catch.

 

My post was bad, and I feel bad.

Twins vs BlueJays

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Pictured: Terry Ryan, while hooked up to a lie detector, claims he understands and uses advanced metrics.

 

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Pictured: Terry Ryan delivers a tasty treat to his bullpen.

 

Pictured: Terry Ryan's philosophy on making trades.

 

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Pictured: Terry Ryan with his FA prize: Boyer. 3/15/15

 

Pictured: Ryan+Boyer 4/15/15

 

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Pictured: Ryan+Boyer 5/15/15

 

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Boyer+Ryan 7/1/15

 

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Pictured: 7/20/15 TwinsDaily to Terry Ryan re: Boyer "Your coddling him too much!"

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Pictured: 8/4/15 (hopefully) Ryan+Boyer

 

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Kennys Vargas running the bases:

 

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(He should just hit more home runs...)

Me (and probably most fans) when the Twins bullpen comes in.

 

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