Oswaldo Arcia purchasing his toothpaste

http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/files/2013/02/simpsons-weight-gain-300x225.jpg

 

Doing some great work. You and vanimal are the MVPs of this thread, shoot me some dates you want a pair of Twins tickets for (not opening day) and I will shoot them your way.

Thanks, maybe I'll take you up on that

Joe Everyman and his family react after Perk blows another August save.

 

 

 

Greetings friend!  I am going door to door to gauge interest in public funding to replace the Metrodome.

 

One of Blyleven's lesser known pranks.

 

TR's press conference strategy.

 

Brock, Nick, Dan Gladden and Parker this morning:

 

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3cb52f4a247f48d5810d4b574ebbb7ad/tumblr_modke89Cks1somw7ho1_1280.png

 

 

 

Pictured: Miguel Sano reveals exactly what he did to lose 5 pounds this off-season.... 

http://favim.com/orig/201107/31/bart-cartoon-homer-homer-simpson-simpsons-Favim.com-117705.jpg

Pictured: Another inside look at how Miguel Sano and Oswaldo Arcia got into shape this off-season.... 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/14xSZmhnD4Fjyw/giphy.gif
 

How Miguel Sano "lost" 5 lbs this winter:

 

Pictured: Joe Mauer suffers an injury at the annual Mauer Family Football Game.

 

Pictured: Terry Ryan finds his new head trainer.

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-j4-475O3Gtc/VQi1hPh4xHI/AAAAAAAAAfo/EzNKLNy3FBo/s1600/doctorb.jpg

Pictured:  The Twins customer service department patiently listens to their season ticket holders' concerns.

 

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a3/a36c83c1112fa903e7ea7e22bc5e4be84aa896ceb2785cdb8381c54e03224870.jpg

Pictured: Jim Pohlad discusses job security with Terry Ryan.

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YrBindCqvIc/UeWtuaG-ozI/AAAAAAAAAFA/IzsyV9Rhebo/s1600/Mr.+Burns.jpg

Pictured: "Hey Carlos, this is Terry Ryan with the Minnesota Twins. Did I catch you at a good time?" 
CQ: "Yeah sure Terry, just rehabbing this knee, I'm nearly 100% now!" 
TR: "Great to hear Carlos! I know you haven't played ball in a couple of years, but how would you like to try out for the Twins?"
CQ: "That would be great, Terry! I can't wait to start cashing your checks for a month."
TR: "Fantastic. Dave will fax over the paperwork, and we'll see you in March!"
CQ: Oh ****, Terry believed that I'm actually healthy? 

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3700000/S6E1-Bart-Of-Darkness-the-simpsons-3754994-500-400.jpg

 

Edited February 2, 201610 yr by Vanimal46

Pictured: Future look at Carlos Quentin's knee after chasing down a bases clearing triple off of Buddy Bosher this spring. 


 

Edited February 2, 201610 yr by Vanimal46

Eddie Rosario tries to pull a fast one on the Twins FO

 

http://i67.tinypic.com/14jxgk5.jpg

"No I am NOT interested in trading Plouffe, stop calling me!!!"- TR

http://i63.tinypic.com/1608ne8.jpg

TR waiting by the phone.  Hoping someone wants to trade for Ricky Nolasco.

 

Have you all seen this?

https://frinkiac.com

 

An article about it here:

http://www.avclub.com/article/frinkiac-search-engine-can-find-screencaps-simpson-231690

 

Have you all seen this?

https://frinkiac.com

 

An article about it here:

http://www.avclub.com/article/frinkiac-search-engine-can-find-screencaps-simpson-231690

Yeah. Game. Changer.

Pictured:
JP: "What are you guys doing?!" 
DSP & TR: "Nothing Mr. Pohlad, promise!"
JP: "Are you guys messing with my budget numbers again?"
TR: "Well, we thought if we moved around some things, we would have more money to put into the payroll..."
JP: "You thought WHAT?! Are you INSANE?"
DSP & TR: "Sorry Mr. Pohlad. It won't happen again...."



 

Not Pictured: "Hey Brian, let's prank call Terry...." 

Pictured:
TR: "Hello this is Terry with the Minnesota Twins."
BC: "Hey Terry, Brian Cashman with the Yanks." 
TR: "What can I do ya for Brian?"
BC: "You've made it perfectly clear that you're not entertaining any offers for Plouffe. But there's another minor leaguer we're interested in pursuing."

TR: "Oh yeah, who's that?" 
BC: "He's down in Chattanooga. I believe his name is Aman."
TR: "Aman?"
BC: "Yeah, you know. Aman D'Hugginkiss!" *hangs up laughing*
TR: "Why I oughta!!!"

http://www.manux.tv/fotos_temas/3935-Moe%20Szyslak%20-%20014.jpg

 

Edited February 4, 201610 yr by Vanimal46

 

Yeah. Game. Changer.

We could just automate this whole thread!  Pair keywords from every Twins Daily article title with a screen grab.

 

I just tried it with "Trevor Plouffe and the mid market payroll"

 

 

 

More from the Frinkiac...

 

"Torii Hunter And Announcer John Gordon Named To Twins Hall of Fame"

 

Twins announce Carlos Quentin signing.

 

 

 

 

Pictured: The REAL reason why Joe Mauer has been experiencing blurred vision....


 

Pictured: What people look like to Mauer during day games.... 


 

Pictured: Joe Mauer trying to time up that 84 MPH change up right down the pipe on May 31, 2016 2:15 PM. 


 

Assorted Twins fans frantically scramble to put Frinkiac to good use.

 

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/longest-running-the-simpsons-431x300.jpg

 

(Not sure why they seem to need a little assistance, but ... )

 

The ultimate plight of every TD member who chooses to ignore the head man's warning: