Terry Ryan, post trade deadline.

 

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Pictured: Tony Bautista thinking about facing Phil "moonshot" Hughes at the Skydome tonight.

 

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Pictured: Matt Lecroy "Fatbeer" finds out that the Twins have chosen him over David Ortiz to be their franchise DH.

 

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Pictured: Ricky Nolasco hatches a plan to get transferred to the seldom used 500 day DL.

 

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Pictured:  DaveW, 70Charger and AshburyJohn post some hilarious simpsons related images on Twinsdaily.

 

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I give this thread four more pages tops before it officially jumps the shark.

 

 

Pictured: Pius Jefferson mysteriously vanishes.

 

http://www.michaelbransonsmith.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fonzie-doesnt-make-it.gif

 

 

 

Pictured: Oswaldo Arica accidentally injures prized prospect Jose Berrio's throwing hand in a post game spread mishap.

 

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Twins fans watching the steady stream of talent come up from our top-ranked farm system

 

Pictured: Gary Gaetti prepares for a game (1987)

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Pictured: Gary Gaetti prepares for a game (1989)

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Pictured: Torii Hunter bonds with teammate Nick Punto

 

 

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Pictured: Gary Gaetti prepares for a game (1987)

http://www.geocities.ws/Hollywood/Studio/3345/homerdrunk.jpg

Pictured: Gary Gaetti prepares for a game (1989)

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

OMG.

Gladden vs. Lombardozzi circa 1988

 

Meanwhile over at WildExtra....

 

Thomas Vanek places a small sports bet.

 

 

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Pictured: 45 minutes later....."I thought they were due!"- Thomas Vanek on the Washington Generals

 

Edited August 4, 201511 yr by DaveW

Pictured: Dany Heatley goes for a Sunday Morning drive.

 

Checking in at Vikings Journal....

 

Pictured: A reformed Adrian Peterson arrives at training camp.

 

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and over at Northern Pitch...

 

Pictured: Another "exciting" and "thrilling" 0-0 soccer "match"

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Pictured: Kent Hrbek after a game

 

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Ryan O'Rourke prepares for his MLB debut.

 

 

 

Pictured: Kent Hrbek after a game

 

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James checking the thread to make sure this image hasn't been used yet.

Pictured: Tsuyoshi Nishioka describing why he should be allowed to play in the MLB

 

http://i.imgur.com/pH7Cy01.gif

 

James checking the thread to make sure this image hasn't been used yet.

Whoops.  Well, we are on to page 8, so someone was bound to repost something.  That person was apparently me.  I will do better in the future.

 

Forgive-a-ness, please!

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Scene: Twins up 3-2, 8th inning, 2 runners on, zero outs and Kyle Gibson has run out of gas.

Molitor: Neil, what do you have to take care of this awful situation?

Allen:  Trevor May or a Blaine Boyer.....

Molitor: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a Blaine Boyer. May? In a close game? Blechh

 

http://i.imgur.com/IppcIl9.jpg

Delmon Young and Jose Offerman deal with yet another inadequately trained umpire.

 

 

 

 

 

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Mega hunk Joe Mauer, on why he can't be in the lineup in a day game after a day game:

 

"I believe it was a boating accident."

 

http://i.imgur.com/ocsjX.png

 

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Every Twins Opponet since the all star break: "Yeah, Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked."

Tyler Duffey after pitching a complete game shutout in his first start. 

 

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Ricky Nolasco in Terry Ryan's office, signing his new contract with the Twins while day-dreaming about what he's going to with all of his new millions, while TR is telling him how he's looking forward to him being an integral part of the rotation to help the team win games, getting them to the playoffs,  and staying healthy

 

 

 http://i1171.photobucket.com/albums/r542/dudstud8/Homer1.jpg

 

 

Edited August 5, 201511 yr by WxMan17

Pictured: Average Twins fan the last week.

 

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Yakuza waiting to deal with VodkaDave for inflammatory Nishioka video.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What Luke Hughes is up to these days....

 

 

 

 

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