BobAzar

To play devils advocate, how much would you want them to spend in 2023? what moves would you have made this offseason?

Before the Twins wore the jerseys, I had never heard of the team. This was great. Thank you PS nicknames were so much better back then, Steel Arm, Dude, Chappie...

I would like to see the Manfred Man start in the 12th inning. give us up to 2 "normal" extra innings before starting it.

Over/under on the amount of comments missing the LARGE header that explains satire and complain like this is a real article.

B ramp entrance is off of 5th St. A ramp is off of 7th or 10th.

I wanted to "like" this, but I had to use the "disagree", on principle.

Thank you John, Aaron, Nick, Parker, Seth, everyone involved in TD and the Meltdown. Along with opening day, this is one of my favorite days of the year.

"My stepson who no longer talks to me does raps on the internet" Nick Nelson? aka Nickle Nelly? or is it Joe himself? https://www.mlb.com/cut4/joe-mauer-once-had-a-secret-rap-studio-in-his-house-c216934768

With the just-announced trade of Arraez, looks like the bat day giveaway should be on the list too

Not gonna lie, I would eat at least 3 Dome dogs...

Great article. Number 12 is it. I go to about 30 games a year, probably 20-24 of those with my two kids. I love it. my kids ask why we dont "have a cabin" we go to during the summer like so many of their friends. We tell them that Target FIeld is our "cabin".

Once again the Twins miss out on the Correa sweepstakes...

So who gets moved from SS, Lindor or Correa? I get that Cohen isnt shy about throwing money around, but this doesnt make sense to me since the Mets already had a $300+ Puerto Rican shortstop.

Just came to say, I love the simpsons reference in the headline...

Well, at least they didnt go with Abbott and Costello's suggestion of I Dont Give A Damn.,,