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Minnesota 0. Joe Ryan (R) P 1. Luis Arraez (L) 1B 2. Carlos Correa (R) SS 3. Jose Miranda (R) 3B 4. Gio Urshela (R) DH 5. Jake Cave (L) LF 6. Gary Sanchez (R) C 7. Gilberto Celestino (R) CF 8. Matt Wallner (L) RF 9. J. Palacios (R) 2B Cleveland 0. Cody Morris (R) P 1. Andres Gimenez (L) 2B 2. Amed Rosario (R) DH 3. Jose Ramirez (S) 3B 4. Josh Naylor (L) 1B 5. Oscar Gonzalez (R) RF 6. Richie Palacios (L) LF 7. Tyler Freeman (R) SS 8. Austin Hedges (R) C 9. Myles Straw (R) CF

Sorry. My bad.

We haven't lost yet?

Wait for it...

But how do i start the lawn mower?

Anyway, i's ducking out. You all enjoy the rest of the game for me! Don't let them phone it in. Even if they do go to voicemail.

Well, at least we loaded the bases...

I like Palacios' number.

Man, i hope Gordon is okay!

Does the rule coming up preventing shifts mean there will a midfield line so we can se which side of second infielders are?

Is the manager fired because he removed the pitcher, or because his team gave up a hit?

Warning track power.

Don't call it a come back! (you'll jinks it)

A base hit!

Nothing is out of reach with him there.

Wait... i thought it was a close game... Show what i know.

What i miss? Too easy to get distracted...

I miss Buxton...

Us: 0. Josh Winder (R) P 1. Jose Miranda (R) 1B 2. Carlos Correa (R) DH 3. Gio Urshela (R) 3B 4. Gary Sanchez (R) C 5. Gilberto Celestino (R) CF 6. Nick Gordon (L) 2B 7. J. Palacios (R) SS 8. Matt Wallner (L) RF 9. Billy Hamilton (R) LF Them: 0. Konnor Pilkington (L) P 1. Steven Kwan (L) LF 2. Amed Rosario (R) SS 3. Jose Ramirez (S) DH 4. Josh Naylor (L) 1B 5. Oscar Gonzalez (R) RF 6. Owen Miller (R) 2B 7. Will Benson (L) CF 8. Luke Maile (R) C 9. Tyler Freeman (R) 3B (sorry. Too lazy to check first if anyone else has posted them.)

Also, i keep listening, and don't hear the tub. Which perhaps is a good thing. Someone might think it denotes an off speed pitch coming, and we'd get in trouble.

But i'm pretty sure that is not how Oh Danny boy normally is sung.

It is in fact Tubthumping by the Chumbawambas...

What's that tubthumping song?

One can hope. Or if one just enjoys a good game without all those expectations that come with standings, maybe even tonight. Sometimes nothing can be a pretty cool hand.

The Twins shall rise again. Eventually.