Everything posted by sampleSizeOfOne
- STUNNER: Carlos Correa Agrees to Terms with Minnesota Twins
- Latest on Carlos Correa's Chaotic Free Agent Saga: Could the Twins Get Back In It?
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2022 Vikings Regular Season Thread
Sorry. Only 2. Colts and Buffalo. I remembered we beat Green Bay by more than a score. And looking through our schedule, we let Arizona back to 2 points down before slamming the door, but we had the lead the whole 4th.
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2022 Vikings Regular Season Thread
I approve of winning. Not that that changes anything.
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2022 Vikings Regular Season Thread
Or overtime (3?)
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Things to Remember About the Mets, the Twins, and the 28 Other Owners
Wait. There's a quota? How short am i?
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Things to Remember About the Mets, the Twins, and the 28 Other Owners
This guy should own a major league club:
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Reaction Column for Anything That Happened with Carlos Correa Overnight
What's wrong with biblical analogies? From Moses to Sandy Koufax: 3,000 years of beautiful tradition.... (and i suppose we shouldn't bring up 'Nam either?) Is there Ralph's anywhere round here?
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Reaction Column for Anything That Happened with Carlos Correa Overnight
Point of information? '91 was only 30 years ago... Well, 31 if you are into splitting hairs.
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Reaction Column for Anything That Happened with Carlos Correa Overnight
What about ravens? Over many a quant and curious volume of forgotten lore?
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I Will Give Carlos Correa This $10 Bill If He Signs with Minnesota
And personally, i was trying to think of making an offer he can't refuse... Probably because he never hears it, but alternatively by clever use of paradox, as in please indicate acceptance of this offer by refusing this offer, or refusing to respond to this offer.
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I Will Give Carlos Correa This $10 Bill If He Signs with Minnesota
Personally, i miss the spicy sauce on 2x gyros...
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Good bye
Was my thoughts, though i wasn't listening to whoever said it. I was just working it out from first principles... Anyway, best o' luck to Sano! He could make some team very happy.
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You never know when your pants will come down.
My pants come down whenever i undo my belt buckle (er... draw string) so yes, i do know when they'll come down on occasion. Op's subject disproven by counter-example. Quod erat Demonstrandum. On the other hand, it is important to give some pairs of underwear playing time so that they stretch into pants in their own right. Still rolling the metaphor round in my head, as well as the underlying subject matter. It does give a new appreciation for taking offense where you find it....
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2022 Vikings Regular Season Thread
Only half payin' attention to the season. Buti been in New England long enough to know that always being in position for that last field goal, or other clutch play at the end doesn't always happen just by chance. It may take a few more coin flips coming up heads to make me think Rosenkrantz and gentle Guildenstern rules are in play...
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Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 10/5/22, 3:10 CT
Anyway, i'm mostly awake. But i will try to get up and do stuff. Thanks all for company this season. Sorry if i'm not always paying as much attention as i should be.
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Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 10/5/22, 3:10 CT
Did we win yet?
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GAME THREAD: Twins @ White Sox, 10/4/22, 7:10CT | 8:10ET
What i miss? Was this a penultimate game?
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GAME THREAD: "Just Have Fun" Twins @ Chicago White Sox, 10/03/2022, 8:10 pm EST
Because it was stapled to the chicken? Wait, that's why the Yankee crossed the road... I give up... Why?
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GAME THREAD: "Just Have Fun" Twins @ Chicago White Sox, 10/03/2022, 8:10 pm EST
Or do you mean we're triplets?
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GAME THREAD: "Just Have Fun" Twins @ Chicago White Sox, 10/03/2022, 8:10 pm EST
4 shall though not count, neither 2 excepting thou proceedest on to 3. 5 is right out.
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GAME THREAD: "Just Have Fun" Twins @ Chicago White Sox, 10/03/2022, 8:10 pm EST
HBP. Rallies have started with less...
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GAME THREAD: "Just Have Fun" Twins @ Chicago White Sox, 10/03/2022, 8:10 pm EST
3-w seems eerily familiar a score.
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GAME THREAD: "Just Have Fun" Twins @ Chicago White Sox, 10/03/2022, 8:10 pm EST
People boo at Yankee stadium?
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GAME THREAD: "Just Have Fun" Twins @ Chicago White Sox, 10/03/2022, 8:10 pm EST
What i miss?