Everything posted by sampleSizeOfOne
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Beat Writer in Worst Shape of His Life
I have confidence in Mr. Fraley. A writer's only beat if he thinks he is.
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Beat Writer in Worst Shape of His Life
Weren't we talking about Jeopardy? What is questiong all those answers about meteors, Alex? (wait isn't it someone new since i last paid attention?)
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Sano
I too am rooting for him to land on his feet somewhere, and have no objection if turns out to be here, although if it is in the minors, i'll understand.
- Twins Awkwardly Add Max Kepler Back to Group Chats
- Twins Awkwardly Add Max Kepler Back to Group Chats
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Wanted: Your thoughts about Randy Dobnak
Pretty sure he's not evil... I'm rooting for him, for sure. And i think he can make it back. Andrew Albers did something, Dobnak can too. But i'm not expecting him to make it 1-18 all by himself. (and while i cherry picked the tidbit what provoke me to respond, thanks for larger context of that situation. Personel decisions are always complicated, but i appreciate this perspective.
- Twins Acquire RHP A.J. Alexy from Nationals
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Twins Will Win the Division (An Overly Optimistic Post)
When you say you, you are plural, right? Pretty sure an individual pitcher can only get 1 per game. But i believe it possible that every pitcher but the starters could get a blown save. I wonder... now if the starter doesn't go long enough to qualify for the win, can the reliever get a blown save?
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Twins Will Win the Division (An Overly Optimistic Post)
(and vice versa too, fwiw). This has a "not all who wander are lost" vibe... I'll run with that. Deep roots are not touched by the frost! Optimistic, no?
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Area Cranks on High Alert with Mauer Hall of Fame Candidacy
Two questions: What is so high about the alert these people are on? And why are they so willing to share? I'm not sure this Tom Hanson, 58 has our best interest at heart, mixing July 4th with Xmas. Next thing you know, kids will be putting lit fire crackers in their stockings or under the tree. Or getting needles allover the american flag, ol' stars and stripes.
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Assessing the Luis Arraez for Pablo López Trade
Probably Dobnak, 2 years ago. Er... um... gosh. Who'd we get a year ago from the Padres? Coulda sworn we extended him a few weeks ago. Right after avoiding arbitration. On the tip of my fingers... started with a P but wasn't Pagan.... I foresee a use of the edit post feature in my near future... Paddack! How could i forget him? While i am looking it up, perhaps i should confirm we actually extended him... In the meantime perhaps it is often the pitchers betting on themselves and not taking extensions offered. Dobnak and Paddack were modest extensions with reason to have a realistic assessment of injury risk as t affected thier value?
- 3 Ways Jhoan Duran Can Reach Another Level in 2023
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The Worst Promos and Ticket Deals at Target Field
I am waiting for the time-traveler's special. Go back and pay a penny to the senators in 1915 for your season tickets this year. Don't own your own time machine? We'll uber you to the game of your choice for an immodest premium.
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The Worst Promos and Ticket Deals at Target Field
I don't know, the bullpen buddies might skyrocket in value... At least until someone catches on. How much would some people pay for a chance to bean a Yankee?
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The Worst Promos and Ticket Deals at Target Field
I knew who's on first, but i didn't know he had racist proclivities. Abbott must have omitted the fact.
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GAME THREAD: New York Giants at Minnesota Vikings, NFC Wild Card Game, 01/15/2023 @ 3:40 pm on FOX
I blame myself. I done jinxed it, participatin' this thead an' all. Why'd go and do a fool thing like that? Silver lining is i don't have to follow them anymore this season.
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GAME THREAD: New York Giants at Minnesota Vikings, NFC Wild Card Game, 01/15/2023 @ 3:40 pm on FOX
Did we win yet?
- Hipster Twins Fan More Excited about A.J. Alexy Trade
- Hipster Twins Fan More Excited about A.J. Alexy Trade
- Hipster Twins Fan More Excited about A.J. Alexy Trade
- Hipster Twins Fan More Excited about A.J. Alexy Trade
- Hipster Twins Fan More Excited about A.J. Alexy Trade
- It's Official! Carlos Correa is Re-introduced as a Twin
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Garlick DFA'd
Apparently the "let him goes" won this round.
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STUNNER: Carlos Correa Agrees to Terms with Minnesota Twins
Is there actually such a song about the ways of preparing a bird for mastication? Or was i not the only one trying to graft crow recipes onto 50 ways to leave your lover? Stuff in beak leeks. Give the drumsticks licks. Glazing the feet sweet. Just don't retch up catsup. But i digress... Must remember, not a game thread. Anyway., i think those of you considering a crow dinner are taking the wrong tack. You should start complaining how we're never going to keep both Byron or Correa healthy, or win any world series. If it worked once, it is worth trying again.