Everything posted by sampleSizeOfOne
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Game Thread: Twins @ Yankees, 9/5/22 @ 12:05 PM CT
Protip: Posting a reply is a way to get to the end of a thread almost as quickly as the >> button, only better 'cause it goes to the last post, which you already know what it says, so you can start reading the thread backwards. It is more entertaining that way. But it helps to have a few universally applicable silly-gisms, like "what i miss? or "did we win yet?" If this were a Red Sox site, one could also virtue signal by disparaging that one New York team. I suppose one could do that anyway, it is just less superfluous when we are actually playing them. Well... maybe it was more of amateur tip.
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Game Thread: Twins @ Yankees, 9/5/22 @ 12:05 PM CT
' I know a 9th inning rally with a wooden leg named Smith.
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Game Thread: Twins @ Yankees, 9/5/22 @ 12:05 PM CT
Not to be confused with an hour... Or our hour?
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Game Thread: Twins @ Yankees, 9/5/22 @ 12:05 PM CT
But an ordinary one? Not one where we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory?
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Game Thread: Twins @ Yankees, 9/5/22 @ 12:05 PM CT
What i miss?
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Game Thread 9-4-22 @ 1:10pm CT: Twins vs White Sox
Although hopefully that is an off season exercise so as he builds up to starting?
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Game Thread 9-4-22 @ 1:10pm CT: Twins vs White Sox
I learned in summer camp that Schlitz made Mel Famey walk us...
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Game Thread 9-4-22 @ 1:10pm CT: Twins vs White Sox
It is more blessed to give than to receive.
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Game Thread 9-4-22 @ 1:10pm CT: Twins vs White Sox
Yes. Apparently it was a rhetorical question. Except i don't have any rhetoric planned. I'm just pleased by the result, and maybe sufficiently energetic to read me some of the game thread.
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Game Thread 9-4-22 @ 1:10pm CT: Twins vs White Sox
Bundy's no hitter is still intact...
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Game Thread 9-4-22 @ 1:10pm CT: Twins vs White Sox
Play ball, by the way... (i am doing something else, so i only get to chime in snarkily.... from time to time)
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Game Thread 9-4-22 @ 1:10pm CT: Twins vs White Sox
Did we win yet?
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Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 9/3/22 @ 6:15 pm CT
Anyway, sorry i missed it all. I'll shoulder my fair share of the blame for today's game. Sadly i expect i'll be distracted again during tomorrow's game.
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Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 9/3/22 @ 6:15 pm CT
Tomorrow... Maybe it will be better.
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Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 9/3/22 @ 6:15 pm CT
A lot of ducks will be cold this winter... And that's okay. I'm not reallys aying anything.
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Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 9/3/22 @ 6:15 pm CT
So... 26 strike outs?
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Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 9/3/22 @ 6:15 pm CT
I keep turning my volume up, but indon't hear anything... Are those percussing?
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Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 9/3/22 @ 6:15 pm CT
Okay. (FTFM...)
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Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 9/3/22 @ 6:15 pm CT
What i miss?
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Joe Mauer's Guide to the Minnesota State Fair
I remember this fondly from my youth, although my parents didn't let me try until just before we left. It was a quarter, and the limiting factors were how that they served an ounce or two sized cup at a time, and it was really cold. So i only had 6 or 7 before we had to go. I will always regret not finding my limits, but my parents probably have no regrets...
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Game Thread 9-2-22 @ 7:10pm CT: Twins vs White Sox
More runs, please?
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Game Thread 9-2-22 @ 7:10pm CT: Twins vs White Sox
The ump made the call?!
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Game Thread 9-2-22 @ 7:10pm CT: Twins vs White Sox
Hope we cash this gut check...
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Game Thread 9-2-22 @ 7:10pm CT: Twins vs White Sox
Hamilton sighting!
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Game Thread 9-2-22 @ 7:10pm CT: Twins vs White Sox
Er, more specifically Kepler in scoring position. KISP?