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More inane wordplay... If you are in the middle of an apology... Wouldn't that be an An apol a day...

I would like to insert Manson, Iowa into the middle of this game thread. Not so far from Ames, and it has some previous experience with astroids. (er, the orbital masses, Not the video game) Is that okay with folk?

Oh well. Ya lose some. Ya win some. Winsome is better, me thinks. But i am glad to have seen it first hand for a change.

I expect a better return than Dozier brought.

Hard to keep score in the dark... But i am trying.

If he had a car... Maybe he could car per diem?

What else are they?

Nice snags by Dozier (in shallow center) and Mauer on a hot liner.

Shutdown inning. Nothing wrong with that.

Dozier doubles, comes around to score on fly to center and ground out up the middle.

And now i am just padding my stats...

Speaking of which... Twins: Pitching. Kyle Gibson ( R) 1. Brian Dozier ( R) 2B 2. Robbie Grossman (S) LF 3. Joe Mauer (L) 1B 4. Miguel Sano ( R) DH 5. Eduardo Escobar (S) 3B 6. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 7. Max Kepler (L) RF 8. Chris Gimenez ( R) C 9. Byron Buxton ( R) CF Red Sox: Pitching. David Price (L) 1. Mookie Betts ( R) RF 2. Andrew Benintendi (L) LF 3. Xander Bogaerts ( R) SS 4. Mitch Moreland (L) 1B 5. Hanley Ramirez ( R) DH 6. Jackie Bradley Jr. (L) CF 7. Christian Vazquez ( R) C 8. Tzu-Wei Lin (L) 2B 9. Deven Marrero ( R) 3B Gametime Forecast: 74°F • Overcast • 0% PoP

http://twinsdaily.com/uploads/gallery/album_163/gallery_3256_163_1142555.jpg Did i do good? Now i gotta start filling out me score cards..

Now don't everybody talk at once! Great thread opener, by the by. I am not worthy.

I rode the bus today, and the bus driver did not slam on the breaks for a yellow or two, and had a delightful conversation with a rider or two enroute bemoaning the ocean temps around here and comparing them to the west coast. Cold as it is here, we still win. But it was a light midday load, not yer commuter mob. And to be fair, it was Cambridge and Belmont, not Boston Proper. Gonna be at da game! T-ing in. (Local talk for taking the subway) Mildly concerned about prospect of coordinating with friends getting off work on the late side, but that makes it exciting.

Breaking news. Friend's sister is in from out of town, and wanting to see Fenway is sufficient motivation to work through all the complexity of getting tickets for the all of us. Should have cellphone on hand and will try to post a picture, but may end living in the moment and not learning new things... Please forgive me if that ends up happening... But if i have not chimed in after midnight, hound me mercilessly for a report.

Big fan o' that. Thanks!

So long as i ain't the chicken...

I finally catch up on the game thread and check the score, and the game is over... WINNAH!

Yeah, i confirm the weather here from Hahvahd Yahd. It's gonna be a bright^3 sunshiny day.

Something missing... Twins Adalberto Mejia (L) 1. Brian Dozier (R ) 2B 2. Robbie Grossman (S) RF 3. Joe Mauer (L) 1B 4. Miguel Sano ( R) 3B 5. Max Kepler (L) CF 6. Kennys Vargas (S) DH 7. Eddie Rosario (L) LF 8. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 9. Jason Castro (L) C Red Sox Rick Porcello ( R) 1. Mookie Betts ( R) RF 2. Dustin Pedroia ( R) 2B 3. Xander Bogaerts (R ) SS 4. Mitch Moreland (L) 1B 5. Chris Young (R ) LF 6. Jackie Bradley Jr. (L) CF 7. Sam Travis ( R) DH 8. Sandy Leon (S) C 9. Deven Marrero ( R) 3B Gametime Forecast: 73°F • Clear • 0% PoP

There is hope for the world yet! The multimedia hyperclocked information superhighway has not entirely drowned the written word. I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.

i would think ducks suffer more from bilateral wing soreness...