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Oh, did anyone ask a riddle?

Bases loaded. And with people out. We got 'em where we want 'em,

Are there other colors of lobster?

I saw the number of years (i believe that was the units) but nit having been married that long myself, it is mostly just a number... Granite with an outfield assist. Er... pending review. Maybe that is why he is batting 2nd?

1-0 Tigers, courtesy of Victor Martinez...

Oh yeah, congrats on the Anniversary. Does that mean you have something better to do tonight than follow the game?

I like having Dozier around too...

I am more concerned about losing a series to the Astros? Who ever loses to them?

Oh yeah. 6. The Win. I will be thinking that pleasantly for a while now...

I will catch up presently on the game thread, but i figured i'd let everyone know fate has roundly punished me for my minimalism... Missing a final dress rehearsal due to car troubles.

Things to Think. 1. Bases. 2. The Ball. 3. The Bat. 4. The Field. 5. The Teams. Yankees Pi. Jordan Montgomery (L) 1. Brett Gardner (L) LF 2. Jacoby Ellsbury (L) CF 3. Gary Sanchez ( R) DH 4. Starlin Castro (R ) 2B 5. Didi Gregorius (L) SS 6. Clint Frazier ( R) RF 7. Garrett Cooper ( R) 1B 8. Austin Romine ( R) C 9. Ronald Torreyes ( R) 3B Twins P. Jose Berrios ( R) 1. Brian Dozier ( R) 2B 2. Eduardo Escobar (S) 3B 3. Miguel Sano ( R) 1B 4. Robbie Grossman (S) LF 5. Max Kepler (L) RF 6. Chris Gimenez ( R) C 7. Ehire Adrianza (S) SS 8. Jorge Polanco (S) DH 9. Zack Granite (L) CF

nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands...

They don't come when i call them anyway.

How much are ya asking for 3 feet?

Then what does DFA stand for... Don't Ask?

Only a couple centuries after a Viking ship discovered the Go Long, right?

Softball time for me... Y'all keep up the chatter!

Whither?

They get downed or fair caught inside the 10.

It requires more thought to set up well, but something should be possible with a voicemail message... "Uranus... no, we didn't rin' you. U ran' us." That either clever original?

That looks more challanging... gimme a moment.

Kind of like the court notes from Cyrano de Bergerac, if i correctly recall the gist of it. "On Thursday, the prince had 12 helpings of custard. Custard will no longer be served at court."

Here's to hoping this "don't hang the ball up"start Colon-y rebuffs the evil Empire... Independence!

Gosh... I can't take it any more! I pun regarding tonight's starter, and... hearing that is a sensitive spot for moderation... well i might as well get get slapped down in the relative privacy of an old game thread...

"The Minnesota Twins defeated the New York Yankees in a game of baseball." I like the sound of that. I hope i can say it again tonight... On the other hand, "Here come da moderator" is somehow lacking...