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What about a bottle-cer?

And now i wonder that philosophical treatises the Twins players would produce?

Now i have to look up who Parmenides is.

Er... emptive, actually. Bat cracked as i pressed submit.

A preemptive 'Arraez!'

Well... I hope we get our turns to bat.

Done. We're pitching waltz tempo today.

2/3rds of a 1-2-3 inning. Almost there...

Play ball!

I don't know, but safe to assume someone does. Sounds like a number retirement? Or perhaps Twins hall of fame induction? I like think though since the status of the game is listed as "warmup" and it must be an hour into that, we are reviving someone from cryogenic suspension....

I grew up next to Buyers. Good folk. They had to be to put up with me. (They might not have spelled their name with a u...)

Yup. I bet Byron benefits from watching both bat. Err...(i mean) Bet both batting before best benefits Byron.

Oh, it took me a moment to figure it out, but the minors weren't locked out, so the futures game was not rescheduled like the allstar game was. I hope we win.

He's bluffing.

Still waiting... How about now?

Did we win yet?

The cat seems so relaxed, i would hypothesize the duck is working at a cat spa. If only we were so chill.

Post game spread? Hey Booboo! Looks like another picnic basket! (er, i guess that would be smarter than the average team. My bad)

Inconceivable!

Didn't specify if that was baserunners or outs.

Motion carried, i see.

Second.

What i miss?

Sleep well, and dream of long homers!

Another caught stealing on review. As expected.